Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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Christina Aguilera Says Not Wearing Panties Gives Power to Her Ladybits [VIDEO]
In a stunning (it's not stunning) revelation, Christina Aguilera told the world that she doesn't wear panties. Ever.
Thanks, Xtina. Now we can't get that image out of our heads. Ever.
So Donald Trump Is Giving Relationship Advice to Robert Pattinson Now
Between his never-ending bloviating and his categorically awful weave, Donald Trump may well hold the record for eliciting the most simultaneous eye rolls from the general public. And no one is safe from his asinine opinions -- not the President, not the Royal Family, and certainly not Robert Pattinson.
John Mayer + Katy Perry May Be the Most Boring Couple Ever [PHOTO]
It looks as though Katy Perry is still on that disastrous trip-to-nowhere known as dating John Mayer. The on-again, off-again, on-again couple were spotted out on Tuesday night dining in New York City for Mayer's 35th birthday.
But anyone expecting drunken antics or a messy public break-up was sadly disappointed.
Emily Maynard + Jef Holm Break Up, Help ‘The Bachelorette’ Maintain Its Record of Failure
In the least surprising news of the day, Emily Maynard and Jef Holm of 'The Bachelorette' have called it quits just three months after they got engaged on the show, making them the eleventy-millionth couple from the franchise to go belly-up.
One Direction Member Zayn Malik Moves Into $3.2 Million Home in England
Okay, while we love the guys of One Direction, if we had $3.2 million to spare, we wouldn't be buying a futuristic house like the one Zayn Malik decided to purchase!
Demi Moore Is Unhappy About Ashton + Mila Hookup. Because Duh.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned -- and even pretty MILFs like Demi Moore are no exception to the rule.
A lot of people were surprised when it became clear that Moore's soon-to-be-ex-husband Ashton Kutcher is swapping spit with former 'That '70s Show' co-star Mila Kunis, but -- horny guys of various persuasions aside -- no one took the news quite as hard as Demi.
The Ready Set Get Their Party On in ‘Give Me Your Hand (Best Song Ever)’ Video
Alright you fans of the Ready Set! The official music video for 'Give Me Your Hand (Best Song Ever)' is finally here!
Listen to a Snippet of Cee Lo Green + Christina Aguilera, ‘Baby It’s Cold Outside’
Whether you like it or not, Christmas is just 'round the corner, and we at PopCrush are super excited about it. Why? Because it means new Christmas albums from our favorite artists, like Cee Lo Green and Christina Aguilera!
Lana Del Rey Launches Jaguar F-Type in Paris
Oh Lana Del Rey, what are we going to do with you? For someone whose been in the background for most of her 'Born to Die' singing career, the girl sure is making a name for herself now.
Carly Rae Jepsen Is Adorable on ‘Chelsea Lately’
And the fascination over Carly Rae Jepsen continues, thanks to the release of her album 'Kiss.'
The 'Call Me Maybe' singer was on Chelsea Handler's late night talk show 'Chelsea Lately,' and it's pretty obvious that the singer has grown comfortable in her own skin to sit and chat with everyone's favorite b---- of a host...
Britney Spears Has Rainbow Hair at 2012 iHeart Radio Festival
Our girl Britney Spears is jumping on the dip-dyed hair trend, ya'll! And we're kind of obsessed with it.
Listen to Carly Rae Jepsen + Psy Mashup ‘Call Me Gangnam’
Some evil minded person with nothing better to do decided to mash Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe,' the biggest song of the summer, with Psy's viral hit 'Gangnam Style.' The result is a song that will blow your Top 40-lovin' mind.