I'm a professional dabbler, working in music, photography, journalism, cynical musings, and the occasional bit of fiction.
Chris Ford
Dancing Spider-Man and Spider-Baby Is Today’s WTF Moment
Why is Spider-Man dancing with a tiny, fat-headed, baby version of himself in the middle of the street?
Watch a Robot Band Play Music, Take First Step Toward World Domination
These robots can sure play their instruments fast.
‘The Walking Dead’ to Receive Family-Friendly Makeover
Those rotting, walking corpses aren't really corpses -- they're just really sick.
Man Goes to Magic: The Gathering Tourney, Man Shoots Pics of Himself With Players’ Asscracks
A rapper and Magic: The Gathering enthusiast has sent ripples throughout the Internet by releasing a wave of asscrack pics onto the unsuspecting masses.
Pee-wee Herman’s Bike Is for Sale on eBay
If you've got about $30,000 to waste, and a troubling desire to relive your childhood, then you may be interested in this eBay auction. Someone is selling the amazing bicycle from the classic 1985 movie 'Pee-wee's Big Adventure.' Maybe now you can restore some childhood nostalgia that may have been tainted by Paul Reubens' adult-theater shenanigans.