Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Prince Could Testify in Michael Jackson’s Wrongful Death Suit
Prince never worked with or knew Michael Jackson, but he may still testify against the tour promoter who both hired and was supposed to supervise Michael's doctor, Conrad Murray, because that's how the American justice system works.
The Best Celebrity Pranks Ever
April Fool's Day is today, and what better way to celebrate the day that it's totally cool to wrap a toilet in cellophane than to go through some of the best celebrity pranks throughout the ages?
Of course, by "ages," we mean anything within the new millennium.
Adam Lambert Proves His Good Taste by Citing David Bowie as His Muse + Inspiration
In an mini-essay entitled 'Beware of the Diamond Dogs,' modern glam-rocker Adam Lambert cites old-school glam-rocker David Bowie as his main musical inspiration.
If you're surprised by this, you obviously don't know much about either one of them.
Scott Adsit as Pete Hornberger on ’30 Rock’ + Sam the Eagle – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Scott Adsit used to play Pete Hornberger, the executive producer of the fictional 'TGS' on Tina Fey's '30 Rock' before it sadly went off the air, but that doesn't mean we don't watch the reruns on FOX every night and laugh at lines we've heard a million times.
One such line put a thought in our heads that Pete did look an awful lot like a bald eagle. Not just any bald eagle, but the constantly gru
StarDust: Adele Spent Thousands Indulging Her Retro Inner Child + More
- Adele spent $23K on vintage video games like Pac-Man and Space Invaders.
Jennifer Lopez’s Divalicious Demands Cost Her a Gig at the Super Bowl of Cricket
Jennifer Lopez was being considered to perform the opening ceremony of India’s Premier League cricket tournament (aka the Super Bowl version of the sometimes confusing sport of cricket) but it seems the ridiculous demands of her team sent the promoter running in the opposite direction.
Remember That Thing About Madonna Being a Billionaire? Yeah, Never Mind.
So yesterday, we passed along reports from the New York Post that Madonna was poised to enter the prestigious “too rich to function” club of billionaires. However, according to Forbes, who keeps track of such things, she's totally not on the list at all because she's still one of The Poors.
No, Angelina Jolie + Brad Pitt Did Not Get Married and Forget to Invite You [VIDEO]
Rumors began to fly about the marital status of longtime partners Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt when, while touring the Congo, Jolie was spotted sporting a plain band in place of her ridiculously expensive rock of an engagement ring.
Instead of taking the logical route and assuming it's a bad idea to wear an enormous $500,000 blood diamond in Africa, everyone flipped out and went around yelling tha
Ice-T Sounds Off About All the Things That Matter on ‘Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’ [VIDEO]
Ice-T appeared on 'Late Night with Jimmy Fallon' to talk about all the most important things in life: New York Mayor Bloomberg's ban on oversized soda, Dennis Rodman visiting North Korea, the television show 'Splash,' and of course the Harlem Shake.
Someone please give this man a YouTube series where he just answers viewer questions once a week.
Ice, what are your thoughts on the meaning of life?
Gwen Stefani’s Son Zuma Dresses as Boba Fett and Shoots the Paparazzi – Photo of the Week
There is a whole lot going on in today's Photo of the Week. For one, Gwen Stefani is picking up her 4-year-old son Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale (yeah, we know) from school on March 26.
For another, he apparently spent the day dressed as Boba Fett, the bounty hunter from 'Star Wars'.
StarDust: Ellen DeGeneres and Wife Portia De Rossi Adorably Canoodled Down Under + More
- Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi were freakin' adorable all over Australia.
Jim Carrey’s Gun Control Vid Prompts Sputtering Hysteria + Calls for Deportation [VIDEO]
As expected, right-wing conservatives and FOX News (we use that word loosely) were none too happy about Jim Carrey's 'Hee-Haw'-inspired video that called for gun control through song and mocked late NRA president Charlton Heston.
In response, a petition was created to send Carrey back to Canada, and FOX's Greg Gutfeld spewed a few nasty rants about the actor.