Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Getting Through the Ryan Gosling Hiatus: A How-to Guide in GIF Form
When Ryan Gosling broke the news that he would be taking a break from acting, our hearts broke into a thousand pieces. Who would reassure us through memes that everything would be okay? Whose pecs would we dream about at night? Who will Anna Kendrick tweet naughty things about?
Bill O’Reilly Doesn’t Care About Gay Marriage, So Stephen Colbert Plans His Wedding to a Goat [VIDEO]
Stephen Colbert, who of course spoofs a wingnut conservative on his show 'The Colbert Report,' was shocked and disheartened to learn that FOX's Bill O'Reilly doesn't really give a hoot about gay marriage one way or the other.
Which is pretty shocking considering Bill O'Reilly has spent his whole career hooting about something.
Madonna Joined the Billionaires’ Club + Hopefully Lit a Cigar With a Benjamin to Celebrate
When she said she was a material girl, she meant it -- Madonna's net worth has expanded another decimal point, and she's now officially entered billionaire territory.
Beyonce, Seth MacFarlane + More Use Social Media to Show Support for Marriage Equality
Yesterday, March 26, the Supreme Court began hearing arguments both for and against Prop 8, which banned same-sex marriage in the state of California.
In addition to changing their social media profile pics into the Human Rights Campaign's red equality sign, some celebrities tweeted feverishly for the repeal of the proposition, while others took to Facebook to express their support for marriage eq
Living Performance Art Project Amanda Bynes Is Now Convinced Her Boobs Are ‘Pudgy’ [PHOTO]
Amanda Bynes has been exhibiting some strange behavior via Twitter lately, which finally has her relatives worried. (Yes, finally.)
Adding the icing to an already troubled cake that had her musing about rapper Drake "murdering" her lady bits, Bynes is back to snapping poorly-taken selfies and complaining about her body.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This Oscar-winning actor might as well have invented the hashtag #firstworldproblems. Especially with this tale of woe: "I had homosexual goats. It's best when you have goats that are that gay to just let them be free."
StarDust: Drink Whenever Justin Bieber Is Shirtless and You’ll Be Wasted in No Time + More
- Justin Bieber goes through airport security half naked in Poland because it's Tuesday.
StarDust: LeAnn Rimes Wore an Itsy Bitsy Outfit to Her Step-Son’s Baseball Game + More
- LeAnn Rimes wore her finest short shorts to go to her step-son's Little League game.
Ian Somerhalder Celebrates the Anniversary of His Repurposed Furniture Store [PHOTOS]
The pale-eyed handsome lad from the 'Vampire Diaries,' Ian Somerhalder, also co-owns a repurposed furniture shop with his brother Bob called Built of Barnwood. And to celebrate the one-year anniversary of the store, Somerhalder headed to Bay St. Louis, Miss. to sign pictures, posters and yes, even crosses.
It's cool, vamps in 'The Vampire Diaries' are totally fine putting their pale paws all over
Ford Pulls Ad Touting Ample Trunk Space With Paris Hilton Kidnapping the Kardashians [PHOTOS]
Car company Ford is in a little hot water for an ad campaign that revolved around making light of kidnapping in order to advertise the trunk space of their Ford Figo, with one ad putting a caricature of Paris Hilton in the role of driver and Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian bound and gagged in the trunk.
As the ad states, "Leave your worries behind with Figo's extra-large boot." Or in
Eva Mendes Wants Magazines to Blur Photos of Her Dog’s Face Since He’s People Too
Actress Eva Mendes wants one thing from the paparazzi: privacy for her pooch. In fact, she wants it so badly that she thinks magazines who print pictures of her pup should blur out his face so no one recognizes him -- just like British tabloids do with children.
Fergie + Josh Duhamel Rock Matching Outfits and Baby Bumps at the Kids’ Choice Awards [PHOTO]
Host of the 2013 Kids' Choice Awards, Josh Duhamel, included his pregnant wife Fergie in the show-opening shenanigans, which involved the marrieds wearing matching bandage dresses -- and matching baby bumps.
What? No fake pregnancy breasts? No heels? Come on, Duhamel. You disappoint us.