Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Steven Tyler Anti-Paparazzi Act Stalled in the Hawaii House of Representatives
Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler is having trouble adding "lawmaker" to his resume. Seems his bill, dubbed the Steven Tyler Act, which passed in the Hawaii State Senate, had hit a wall in the Aloha State's House of Representatives.
Where is a 'Schoolhouse Rock' song to explain this stuff when you need it?
The Best + Funniest Celebrity Photobombs
Merriam-Webster defines the term "photobomb" as ... well, absolutely nothing, because photobomb has yet to be added to the dictionary. It's more one of those "you know it when you see it" sort of things.
Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling Plans to Take a Break From Acting … and Himself
Ryan Gosling has big Leonardo DiCaprio-style plans to take a hiatus from acting in the next few months because he needs time to “reassess” himself. Or possibly to figure out how to distance himself from all those memes.
Miley Cyrus Tweets a Picture of Herself in a Onesie – With Her Engagement Ring Back On [PHOTO]
Despite taking a break from social media and an even more talked-about alleged break from her fiance, Liam Hemsworth, seems Miley Cyrus is back -- and so is her engagement ring. Blatantly so.
Bobby Brown Is Now a Guest of the California Penal System
Singer Bobby Brown showed up right on time in a Los Angeles courtroom today, March 20, to begin serving a 55-day sentence for DUI.
Pink Stopped a Concert to Console a Crying Little Girl Because She’s Awesome That Way [VIDEO]
The always-sublime Pink earned herself more awesome points last weekend when, as she was performing at the Wells Fargo Center in Philly on March 17, she stopped mid-song to comfort a young fan.
Amanda Bynes Again Shows Off Her Crazy On Twitter + Loves Drake’s ‘Incest Face’
One of our favorite Twitter accounts is the one belonging to Amanda Bynes, because it's like an unfiltered look into her head in real time.
Without the social media site, how else would we know that she's crushing on Drake when he switches mugs with Nicki Minaj and shows off his “incest face”?
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Once upon a time, this actress walked with dinosaurs. Real dinosaurs. Way back when, she said, "You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin."
Blake Shelton + Miranda Lambert Deftly Use Twitter to Mock Those Divorce Rumors
Rumors have been swirling that country singing husband and wife duo Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are headed for a divorce due to Blake's wandering eyes (and hands).
So the duo dealt with these blasphemies the best way they could: by mocking them on Twitter.
The History Channel Denies Any Similarities Between President Obama + Satan in ‘The Bible’
After receiving some judgment for seemingly styling their character of the devil after President Barack Obama, people behind the History Channel's mini-series 'The Bible' are denying any similarities between the leader of the free world and their depiction of Satan.
Rob Kardashian Celebrated His 26th Birthday in Vegas. With His Mom. [PHOTOS]
Now that it's clear he and Rita Ora are never ever getting back together, Rob Kardashian had the wackiest 26th birthday ever -- and most of it had to do with the fact that his mom Kris Jenner tagged along to Las Vegas to celebrate with him.
Or, knowing Kris Jenner, it was the other way around.
Charlie Sheen Says People Are Attacking Denise Richards + Their Kids Now [UPDATED]
The battle between Charlie Sheen and his daughter's former school continues, with Sheen once again sounding off on Twitter in response to what he says is bullying in response to anti-bullying -- with the victims this time being his kids and ex-wife.