Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
Cassandra Rose
Guess the Celebrity Crib
This reality show star has no discernible talent yet still swims in money that allowed her to buy a gorgeous mansion like this one in Beverly Hills.
Denzel Washington Is So Cool, He Doesn’t Need Celebrity Friends
Denzel Washington is just your typical guy. He works hard, loves his four children, and doesn't have any celebrity friends. And he doesn't want any, either.
StarDust: Ben Affleck’s First Directing Gig Was ‘I Killed My Lesbian Wife’ + More
- Check out Ben Affleck's directorial debut with the short film 'I Killed My Lesbian Wife.'
Justin Timberlake to Host ‘SNL’ + Perform for a Week Straight on ‘Late Night With Jimmy Fallon’
Justin Timberlake has some pretty damn good PR people.
After announcing his new album 'The 20/20 Experience,' it seems like you can't go anywhere without being slapped in the face with an appearance by JT. Grammys, pre-Super Bowl concert, Brit Awards, we could go on and on. We're surprised he hasn't shown up in our shower yet.
Continuing the Timberlake saturation, it's been announced that he will
Jessica Simpson Is Pretty Set On Naming Her Second Baby ‘Ace’
Upcoming two-time mama Jessica Simpson seems determined to spawn a collection of oddly-named babies. After giving her first child (a girl) the male moniker of Maxwell Drew, she's now thinking about calling her second child Ace.
Thus predestining the kid to be a race car driver. Or a high-stakes poker player. Or a greaser who hangs out behind the school cafeteria with a best bud named Soda Pop.
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StarDust: A Naked Rooney Mara Rode Channing Tatum in a Totes Non-Gratuitous Way + More
- Rooney Mara didn't have to look Channing Tatum in the face while she was a cowgirl.
Heidi Montag + Spencer Pratt Have an Arsenal of Weapons. Thanks, NRA. [VIDEO]
Denizens of reality television Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt made a name for themselves in the UK after their douche-tastic stint on 'Celebrity Big Brother,' but the good people across the pond are now a little freaked out -- because a documentary revealed that Speidi's home is stocked with a cult-level number of guns.
Why? To product them from their legions of crazed fans, of course.
Rihanna’s Big Day in the UK: Attacked By Fan + Compared to Princess Diana [VIDEO, PHOTOS]
Rihanna was in London promoting her dreadful new fashion line when she was attacked by an irate fan with an energy drink for getting back together with Chris Brown.
Celebrities Tweet in Memory of Country Star Mindy McCready
Country singer Mindy McCready, 37, shocked the music industry when she died of an apparent suicide on Feb. 17. As a result, her peers virtually flocked to Twitter to mourn and send their condolences to her loved ones -- including her 'Celebrity Rehab' roommate, actress/singer Mackenzie Phillips.
Boy George Is Almost Literally Half the Man He Used to Be [PHOTO]
Culture Club lead singer and legal trouble magnet Boy George stepped out in London Sunday night (Feb. 17) at the WhatsOnStage.com Awards to show off a svelte new bod. In fact if he wasn't in an oversized hat and enough makeup to make RuPaul say "guurrrrl, please," he might've been completely unrecognizable.
Madonna Turns the Other Ass Cheek [PHOTO]
Madonna is already getting the hang of this Instagram thing. She only just recently opened her account and she's already posted a shot of her heaving bosom -- and now her ass cheeks, too.
Let's hope she doesn't see Rihanna's page and feel the need to compete. This could get ugly.
Snooki Publicly Talked About How Her Vaj Tore During Childbirth. Like a Lady.
Snooki “TMI” Polizzi was recently on 'Live! With Kelly and Michael' with her reality show co-star JWoww when she decided to talk about how her lady parts ripped right open during childbirth.
Oh. Sorry. Were you eating?