Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Kesha Will Drink Her Own Urine in Her Forthcoming Documentary. As You Do.
In “that's not that surprising for a woman who sexes up ghosts and wears underwear made from human teeth” news, Kesha's upcoming documentary 'Kesha: My Crazy Beautiful Life' will feature the singer drinking her own urine.
StarDust: Today’s ‘Sesame Street’ Has Been Brought to You by the Letters JGL + More
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt teaches children a very large word: reinforce.
Turns Out Adele Really Didn’t Give Chris Brown a Verbal Smackdown. Hmph.
A picture may be worth a thousand words -- but oftentimes they're the wrong ones, and man do we hate it when that happens.
The photo above began circulating after the 2013 Grammy awards along with a story that alleged Adele gave Chris Brown a stern talking to for not standing when his rival Frank Ocean beat him out for an award.
But alas, the British chanteuse says that story is false. Which gave
Jay-Z Drinks Cognac Out of His Grammy Just Because He Can [PHOTOS]
Sure, winning a Grammy is nice, but what do you do with it? Well, if you're Jay-Z, you fill one of your three trophies with cognac -- and bottoms up.
John Mayer: Being With Katy Perry Doesn’t Feel Like a ‘Celebrity Relationship’ [VIDEO]
John Mayer moved to Western Montana to heal his vocal cords after some intrusive surgery. So since he had some time to kill, he did an interview with CBS Sunday Morning in which he apologized to his former girlfriends and talked up his current one.
Adam Lambert Teases a Cover of Rihanna’s ‘Stay’ and Now We Just Want the Rest [VIDEO]
Adam Lambert shared a short video of himself slaying the opening to Rihanna's ballad 'Stay,' which she performed at the 2013 Grammys as a lullaby to everyone not willing to admit the Monday dragon was on its way.
Miley Cyrus + Jenna Jameson – Celebrity Doppelgangers
On your right, you have porn star Jenna Jameson. On your left, you have performer Miley Cyrus. Miley, this is your futuuuuure.
Black Keys Drummer Patrick Carney Says Justin Bieber Doesn’t Deserve Any Grammys [VIDEO]
The Black Keys racked up four Grammy wins last night (Feb. 10), but that doesn't mean their drummer Patrick Carney thinks he should share the wealth with Justin Bieber.
Carrie Underwood Wears $31 Million in Ice at the 2013 Grammys
Country star Carrie Underwood won her sixth Grammy last night, and she did it while lugging around a $31 million necklace.
That's more than most of us will make in a lifetime, much less wear in a lifetime.
Today in Chris Brown: He Likely Violated His Probation + Probably Yells Homophobic Slurs
Chris Brown is such a walking disaster that "Chris Brown" should become a verb to explain how douchey someone is. Like, "Chris Brown totally Chris Browned all over the place."
In addition to being accused of faking his community service by the L.A. District Attorney, it's been revealed that he may have charmingly yelled a homophobic slur during his brawl over a parking spot wit
StarDust: Katie Couric Made Robert De Niro Cry on National Television + More
- Robert De Niro wept while talking to Katie Couric about 'Silver Linings Playbook.'
StarDust: Lil Kim Is Now Comprised Entirely of Plastic + More
- Either someone's Asian grandmother got on the news or Lil Kim needs to lay off the surgery.