Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Courtney Stodden Shares a BTS Look at Her Ear-Bleedingly Bad Music Video ‘Reality’ [VIDEO]
Guess who has a music video you will probably watch because you can't look away? It's Courtney Stodden! That's right, the living Barbie doll recorded some footage for her new music video because at least then viewers can put her on mute.
Demi Lovato Takes Part In the Strangest Interview in the History of Ever [VIDEO]
Cartoon Network's Adult Swim is known for sometimes being too weird to function, but it's crossed some strange line that we didn't even think existed with its own live-action late night television offering 'The Eric Andre Show.'
The premise is simple: Invite a celebrity to appear (in this instance, Demi Lovato), don't warn them about anything the host is about to do, and let the hijinx begin.
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Heidi Montag + Spencer Pratt Join ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ and Cement Their Irrelevance [VIDEO]
Plastic surgery victim Heidi Montag and her equally famewhorish husband Spencer Pratt have re-entered the reality show circuit, this time to appear on the UK's 'Celebrity Big Brother.' Also known as "where D-list celebrities go to solidify the end of their careers."
Naomi Campbell Injured After Getting Attacked and Mugged in Paris Last Month
Former supermodel and upcoming reality show mentor Naomi Campbell was robbed on the streets of Paris while trying to hail a cab, resulting in a torn ligament in her leg. Where were her cell phone throwing skills when she needed them?
Guess the Celebrity Crib
This socialite and well-known ex-wife sold the above mini-mansion in Tarzana, Calif., probably because it's wasted space -- with 19 stays in rehab, she spends more time in facilities than she does at home.
Rob Kardashian Says He Would Never Have a Baby Out of Wedlock Like Some People
Ah, the love between siblings. It's a beautiful thing. Especially when your brother is Rob Kardashian and he insults you for getting pregnant before being married. Or rather, being pregnant without being married to the father of your baby.
To be fair, Kim is married, just not to Kanye West, the father of her fetus. We hate when that happens.
Kim Kardashian Went to the Gym In Her Very Best Pair of See-Through Pants [PHOTO]
Just because she's pregnant doesn't mean Kim Kardashian won't be spending 2013 having repeated wardrobe malfunctions, the first of which occurred Thursday while on her way to an early morning workout.
After all, she's not a mom yet, so she's gotta flaunt things before there's a child around to embarrass.
To the Surprise of No One, All of LeAnn Rimes’ Candid Shots Are Actually Carefully Staged
You might want to sit down for this. Turns out all those LeAnn Rimes photos in which she's gallivanting around in a bikini or cuddling with husband Eddie Cibrian are not just random shots taken by paparazzi who track her every move.
Instead, they're carefully planned photos from paparazzi who are asked to track her every move.
We know -- everything you once knew about the world is completely and
Michael Bolton + Rihanna Share the Love on Twitter. Let’s Make This Happen.
Twitter has created some strange connections, most recently between self-esteem challenged R&B singer Rihanna and mom-rock balladeer Michael Bolton -- during which the unlikely pair tweeted their mutual admiration for each other.
Although we might have fallen into an alternate dimension.
The Best Celebrity Twitter Feuds of 2012
Twitter has been giving celebrities a platform to air their opinions and what they ate for breakfast since 2006, and boy have they. It's also given them a place to interact with other celebs and share their grievances with one another.
This of course has inevitably led to a new form of communication: The Twitter slapfight, in which stars duel over the internet in 140 characters or less (often to t
Guess the Celebrity Crib
This Beverly Hills home is available for lease since the actor who owns it is running low on cash, what with spending so much money using his lawyers to talk to his ex-wife instead of manning up and making those calls himself.
It's not like he'll be sleeping in the car, though -- he has plenty of other luxury pads. Hanging out in a bar where everyone knows your name apparently pays obscenely well.
StarDust: Brad Pitt Doesn’t Want You to See Angelina Jolie’s Nonexistent Sex Tape + More
- Brad Pitt's willing to pay $10 million to get Angelina Jolie's sex tape back from the underworld.