Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Tom Cruise Will Only Testify If You Do the Hokey Pokey and Turn Yourself Around
Tom Cruise was willing to participate in a deposition pertaining to allegations he was involved in wiretapping someone's phone -- as long as his testimony never sees the light of day and is kept in a box guarded by fire-breathing dragons inside a castle surrounded by a lake of fire.
Well, pretty much.
Tom Cruise Is Still Trying to Convince Us He Actually Likes Girls
After divorcing Katie Holmes earlier this year, seems Tom Cruise and the forces of Xenu are already interviewing replacements.
First up: a 26-year-old restaurant manager. With whom he's already desperately in love, of course.
Miley Cyrus + Liam Hemsworth Make the Internet Think They’re Married [PHOTOS]
Did Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth secretly get married and then slyly tell the internet about it by blatantly showing off their new rings in a recent series of Christmas photos Cyrus posted on the internet? Probably not.
More importantly: Does anyone care?
StarDust: Ryan Gosling Shows Off His Impossible God-Like Abs + More
- Hey girl, let Ryan Gosling show you some amazing abs that may or may not be his.
No, Ben Affleck Isn’t Running for Office. Yet.
Despite rumors to the contrary, 'Argo' director Ben Affleck is not vying for a senate seat just yet.
Kanye West Is Having a Kardashian Khristmas
Kanye West may not be able to revel in some holiday cheer this year, as he's being forced into some Kim Kardashian Khristmas activities instead. Ho, ho, ho.
Justin Bieber + Selena Gomez Are Back Together Because No One Else Can Tolerate Them
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are never ever getting back together. Except that one time, and this time when they were caught snuggling at a ski-resort alongside Taylor Swift and Harry Styles. Although photographic evidence of Swift and Styles with Jelena have yet to hit the internet, photos of the Biebs and Gomez choking each other with their eye love have surfaced.
Nicki Minaj + Beyonce Will Be Paid Millions Just to Have Some Fun on New Year’s Eve
To celebrate sticking it to those pesky Mayans and living to see 2013, Beyonce and Nicki Minaj will both make appearances at parties on New Year's Eve. Beyonce will make $4 million at hers, and Minaj - who can't seem to keep her boobs in her shirt - will score a $5 million paycheck.
Maybe because she can't keep her boobs in her shirt.
LeAnn Rimes’ Voice Is a Sinking Ship That’s Taking Everyone Down With It [VIDEO]
On Wednesday night's 'X Factor,' the remaining contestants were forced to perform celebrity duets totally not of their choosing -- which is pretty rough when you draw the short straw and your partner ends up being LeAnn Rimes.
Remember when she used to sing back in the '90s? Yeah, she should probably stop doing that now.
Harry Styles Gets a Tattoo That May Be a Subtle Hostage Message [PHOTOS]
Tattoos are forever, unless you're willing to go through extremely painful laser removal surgery. Which is why it's a particularly bad idea to get tattooed and bring along your crazed girlfriend of three months who goes through boyfriends like a teenage girl goes through chewing gum.
Unfortunately Harry Styles doesn't seem to know these things, so he took Taylor Swift with him on Tuesday when he h
President Barack Obama Named Time Magazine’s 2012 ‘Person of the Year’
Hail to the chief -- and Time magazine's 2012 Person of the Year -- President Barack Obama.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
The grass is always greener on the other side of the dumpster. This Golden Globe-nominated director once said, "There's something really great and romantic about being poor and sleeping on couches."