Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Channing Tatum + Jenna Dewan-Tatum Expecting the Pitter-Patter of Genetically Perfect Little Feet
Sexiest man alive Channing Tatum has started to make that gaggle of children with wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum he's been dreaming about -- the couple has announced Jenna's pregnant with their first child.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Sounds like someone has a weird diaper fetish - or maybe a broken olfactory gland. This actress once admitted, "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good."
StarDust: Christina Aguilera Photobombs Dead Grandparents + More
- When you Google "dead grandparents," all you get are photos of Christina Aguilera.
The 2013 Golden Globe Nominations Were Exactly What You’d Expect Them To Be
The Golden Globe nominations were announced Thursday morning and they're pretty much exactly the same as the SAG nominations except if you win you get a statue of a globe instead of a statue of an actor.
StarDust: Adele Forgot to Put Enough Postage On Her Baby + More
- Adele fined for not registering her baby. Also for not trademarking or timestamping him.
Justin Bieber the Intended Victim of an Incredibly Twisted Kill + Castrate Plot
Deep in the heart of New Mexico, a convicted murderer was making plans to kill and castrate Justin Bieber -- until the guy had a change of heart.
Weird, but not so weird that it couldn't become a Lifetime movie.
Holly Madison Doesn’t Want Her Fetus Doing Any Nude Shoots for Playboy
"Do as I say, not as I do," said a pregnant Holly Madison unto her unborn baby. The former 'Girls Next Door' reality star (who was once Hugh Hefner's favorite shiny toy) said she doesn't ever want her daughter to pose for Playboy.
Standards. She has them now.
Ice May Still Love Coco, But He’s Gonna Bitch About Her on Twitter Anyway
We're big fans of Ice-T around here (go ahead, ask how many episodes of 'SVU' our editor has seen and how many of his albums she has). But we have to think the Ice from the Body Count days would beat the pansy ass of the Ice of today who whines about his woman on Twitter.
Seems he and wife Coco, stars of the reality show 'Ice Loves Coco,' had a very public tiff this weekend -- in 140 characters or
StarDust: Imma Let You Finish But Nicki Minaj Had the Best Album of All Time + More
- Nicki Minaj's manager is explicitly unhappy about her Grammy snub.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
War. Famine. Death. None of these things compare to the horrors of a woman wearing makeup that doesn't match her skin tone. Who once said, "I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color, it might be the worst thing on the planet."
It’s Come to This: Lindsay Lohan Is Selling Off Her Used Clothes to Raise Money
We're guessing the cash flow situation for Lindsay Lohan is pretty dire, since she recently dispatched younger sister Ali to sell off her used clothing, shoes and accessories, presumably to raise money for her enormous tax bill.
Alms for the poor ... alms for the poor ...
John Travolta + Olivia Newton-John Reunite to Ruin Christmas [VIDEO]
John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John, that dynamic duo from 'Grease,' have joined forces to assault your ears and ruin all your Christmas cheer with their holiday themed song, 'I Think You Might Like It.'
Spoiler alert: We didn't.