Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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StarDust: Avert Your Eyes When Jennifer Lopez Speaks, Peasant + More
- Jennifer Lopez may or may not think she's too good to talk to flight attendants.
Angels Weep as Kelsey Grammer Is Forced to Sell One of His Mansions
Get out your tiniest of violins and play a funeral dirge for Kelsey Grammer, who can only afford to keep one of his two mansions in Beverly Hills since the cancellation of his Starz show 'Boss.'
Sad panda.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
There are many things in this world unlike basketball games -- cooking, singing, knitting, doing your taxes and getting married for reality programming among them. And after his much-maligned wedding, this pro baller wisely observed, "It was totally different than being in a basketball game."
Partly Cloudy With a Chance of Boobs: Scarlett Johansson Does the Weather on ‘Today’ [VIDEO]
When Al Roker couldn't speak due to a bout of laryngitis, the 'Today' show got their next best meteorologist to fill in: actress and apparent weather enthusiast Scarlett Johansson.
Anna Nicole Smith’s Daughter Is Already a Model. We Fear This Will Not End Well. [PHOTOS]
Dannielynn Birkhead, daughter of the late Anna Nicole Smith, is following in her mother's footsteps -- no, not the ones with a penchant for breast implants, drugs and octogenarians.
Like her mom, young Dannielynn is now a GUESS model.
Karma Gives LeAnn Rimes + Eddie Cibrian a Much-Needed Reality Check
Things are not looking good for cuckolded D-list power couple LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian. Which means karma is totally doing her job.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
If this NBA legend is to be believed, there is no mathematical way to find the third side of a triangle. Ever. This former athlete was once quoted as claiming, "Our offense is like the Pythagorean Theorem: there is no answer!"
Ben Affleck Waxes Poetic About Those Miserable ‘Bennifer’ Years
Poor Ben Affleck was much better off pre-Bennifer, back when he was just an actor from Boston who helped write 'Good Will Hunting' with his best bud Matt Damon.
Then along came big-butted succubus Jennifer Lopez -- and it all went to hell.
Robert Pattinson Hates ‘Twilight’ More Than You Ever Will [VIDEO]
Much like the majority of the population over the age of 14, Robert Pattinson has always been very vocal about how he thinks the 'Twilight Saga' is an awful, awful mess of a series, even moreso as the movies wound down to their (thankfully) inevitable conclusion.
And now we have irrevocable video proof of such.
Jonah Hill Licks ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ Channing Tatum [PHOTO]
When he's not arguing with news anchors on Twitter, Jonah Hill is celebrating his '21 Jump Street' co-star Channing Tatum's Sexiest Man Alive award by licking him.
Or rather, licking a copy of PEOPLE Magazine with Tatum on the cover. Semantics, people.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Get out your tiny violins and prepare the dirge. This celebutante leads a pretty charmed life, but if you listen to her side of the story, "Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me."
Madonna + PSY Get It On ‘Gangnam Style’ [VIDEO]
Madonna, the matriarch of pop, invited adorable living meme and K-pop sensation PSY to perform what will most likely be his lone hit, 'Gangnam Style,' at her Madison Square Garden concert on Nov. 13.