Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
Cassandra Rose
Jon Bon Jovi’s Daughter Stephanie Arrested After Possible Heroin Overdose [UPDATED]
Stephanie Rose Bongiovi, the 19-year-old daughter of Jon Bon Jovi, was arrested at Hamilton College in upstate New York on Wednesday morning after an alleged heroin overdose.
StarDust: Madonna Flaunts Her Weathered Behind For Cash + More
- Madonna put the "ass" in "class" for Hurricane Sandy donations.
Karl Rove Gets a Well-Deserved Mocking on ‘The Simpsons’ [VIDEO]
It wasn't easy being a Mitt Romney backer during an election that resoundingly went to President Obama. Especially when you're political consultant Karl Rove and you refuse to believe the electoral college reality that's laid out before you.
Fortunately, the long-running cartoon 'The Simpsons' was well-prepared to subtly mock Rove's denial, making him the butt of yet another joke.
Rihanna’s Crushingly Low Self-Esteem Got Naked Again [PHOTO]
In another photo taken by a mystery camera-person, Rihanna has once again shown us she's not shy. This time she appeared in only the jewelry, lingerie and shoes from her Victoria Secret Fashion Show performance on Wednesday night.
Pregnancy Rumors Do Not Make Babies Appear in Jennifer Aniston’s Womb
Hey, guess what? Jennifer Aniston still isn't pregnant.
Stop trying to knock her up, internet. That's not how babies are made.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Don't hate her because she's beautiful -- hate her because she thinks being beautiful is difficult. This former ghost girl actress once said, "Pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas."
Robert Pattinson + Jimmy Fallon Have a Water Fight Even We Found Adorable [VIDEO]
We admit we tool on Robert Pattinson pretty hard around here sometimes, but it's less about him and more about his taste in women and the annoying movie franchise that is 'Twilight.'
But in his Nov. 8 appearance on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,' he was kind of adorable -- even to us -- when he gamely climbed into a big wooden tub and had a water fight with Fallon.
Today in Lindsay Lohan: Vindictive Cops + Poorly-Trained Assistants
It's so hard to find good help willing to commit misdemeanors these days.
Lindsay Lohan once again finds herself in hot water (where she soaks) as the story involving the car crash she caused yet lied to police about continues to spin out of control.
We keep waiting for it to become sentient. It's been a very long wait.
Miley Cyrus + Liam Hemsworth Will Inexplicably Have a Silly Trio of Weddings
One wedding? That's for poor people. Two weddings? That's silly. Because why have two when you can have three?
Seems that's what Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are thinking, at least according to her father -- whom you may know better as Billy Ray Cyrus.
‘Jersey Shore’ Cast to Reunite for MTV Hurricane Sandy Fundraiser
Those humanitarians on the cast of the 'Jersey Shore' are known for saving the world one drunk and disorderly at a time, but when Hurricane Sandy struck and destroyed much of the East Coast -- including their beloved Seaside Heights -- the gang put aside their GTL routine to actually do something philanthropic.
(They'll know what that means once they look it up.)
Channing Tatum Will Be Crowned 2012’s Sexiest Man Alive. Probably.
A lot of factors go into choosing PEOPLE magazine's Sexiest Man Alive -- everything from visibility in the media to how much handsome was bestowed upon you at birth. And, oh yeah, a rockin' bod definitely doesn't hurt.
But this year, the factors considered seemed to come down to one: The level of attractiveness while wearing a tie without a shirt and doing it beautifully. Which is probably why 'Ma
Charlie Sheen’s Job Is Safe Despite His Eternal Love of Hookers and Blow
Charlie Sheen proved yet again this week that he really is still winning -- if you call snorting coke and smoking crack while still collecting a hefty paycheck "winning."
Huh. We're really not sure where we stand on this.