Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Statutory Rape Case Against Elmo Puppeteer Kevin Clash Dismissed
A while back, 'Sesame Street' was thrown into turmoil when longtime Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash was accused of sexual activities with -- count 'em like a vampire -- three slightly underage boys and forced to resign.
But Bird Bird and the gang can now rest easy -- because, much like those claims of Snuffalufagus' existence, the case has been dismissed.
Jennifer Lopez Didn’t Really Mean to Perform for a Dictator, You Guys [VIDEO]
Apparently Jennifer Lopez is too good to perform at the Super Bowl of Cricket, but not to put on a birthday show for a known dictator -- someone her staff members say they didn't know actually was a dictator until it was too late.
Come on, people. You had one job!
‘Laverne & Shirley’ Stars Penny Marshall + Cindy Williams to Reunite on Nickelodeon’s ‘Sam & Cat’ [PHOTO]
Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!
'Laverne & Shirley' stars Penny Marshall and Cindy Williams are making our dreams come true with a reunion 30 years after their sitcom went off the air.
Sexy Celebrity Selfies: See Lindsay Lohan, Russell Brand, Amanda Bynes + More [PHOTOS]
Ah, the selfie. The most narcissistic thing on social media -- and the not-so-secret guilty pleasure of many. Celebrities, especially.
Kris Jenner Wants to Make You a Kardashian for a Day + Give You Parenting Advice
We may not have dodged that pesky Mayan apocalypse after all -- because Kris Jenner has her very own talk show premiering on July 15, and a whole slew of promotions to go with it.
Among them? She wants to take a hostage make someone a Kardashian for a day.
Justin Bieber + His Posse Acted Like Punks at an Indoor Skydiving Facility + Were Banned for Life
Earning his new royal title Sir Bratticus, Justin Bieber has now been banned for life from an indoor skydiving facility in Sin City for being ill-behaved and for not properly potty-training his security team (basically).
Holly Madison Engaged to Boyfriend and Baby Daddy Pasquale Rotella
Reality star and former Hugh Hefner love interest Holly Madison is off the market -- because she's now engaged to her daughter's father, Pasquale Rotella.
Today in Kim + Kanye: Engagement Rumors and Explaining Where Their Kid’s Name Came From
Baby North West's name has finally been explained, and there's so much exposition needed that this kid is going to need pie charts and bar graphs on the playground.
Meanwhile, everyone ever is reporting that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged, but sources close to the couple insist it's just not true.
Russell Brand Once Tried to Get Busy With Mila Kunis – But She Was Team Macaulay Culkin
Russell Brand is still busy promoting his 'Messiah Complex' comedy tour, and this time around he talked to the UK paper the Mirror, which allowed him to tell amusing anecdotes (rather than belittling him).
To wit: There was that time he tried to mack on Mila Kunis, but all she wanted to talk about was then-boyfriend Macaulay Culkin.
James Gandolfini’s Funeral Plans Set After the Clintons, John Kerry + More Help Get Him Home
It took a US President and two Secretaries of State to make it happen, but following James Gandolfini's unexpected death in Italy on June 19, the body of the 'Sopranos' actor is back on American soil, and plans have been made to lay him to rest.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Obviously animals only procreate to be made into fur coats. At least according to this model, who said, "I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats. And if we didn't wear fur coats, those little animals would never have been born!"
Birth Certificate Proves Kim Kardashian + Kanye West Really Did Name Their Baby North West [PHOTO]
Last night we passed along reports that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West had named their brand new baby North, and now we have the birth certificate to prove it.
Sorry, baby North West, sounds like you're legally bound to this name until you can emancipate yourself.