Cassandra Rose

Maybe it just sounded better in his head, but this actor once (regretfully) admitted out loud, "I enjoy the company of cattle. I really enjoy knowing them, running my hand over them."

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We've gotta start going to church with this guy. As he explained, "I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky... A pulsating force of incredible energy."

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- Kris Jenner probably has her own sex tape, because it's pretty much the family business.

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Wedding bells are on the horizon for Jesse James and his soon-to-be fourth wife, drag racer Alexis DeJoria. It may seem like only yesterday that he was breaking the hearts of his third wife Sandra Bullock and former fiancee Kat Von D, but his peen moved on a long time ago.

Man. Keep up, people.

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When Judith Sheindlin -- aka TV's 'Judge Judy' -- bought some used china from her producer, she probably didn't think it would end in a ridiculous lawsuit. After all, who would try to sue a woman who's been a judge for more than three decades and is known for her take-no-prisoners approach to life?

But that's exactly what happened -- Judy is the defendant in a $514,000 lawsuit over what must be the plates from which Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette ate on their wedding day.

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Charlie Sheen's inner warlock once again emerged when his 9-year-old daughter Sam became the target of bullying. So he did what any parent would do and called upon his over 9 million Twitter followers to get their finest rotten eggs, toilet paper and dog crap and vandalize his little girl's school.

Sounds reasonable.

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When singer and pianist Billy Joel went to Vanderbilt University in January for a Q&A session on campus, he probably didn't think he'd get to play Fairy Godfather (it's a thing because we say it is).

But by the end of the night, he was practically holding a magic wand -- because he gave one dude the experience of a lifetime.

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Which comedian slash actor slash internet award presenter is trying to sell his contemporary ranch house in the Los Feliz area of Los Angeles? Again?

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Once upon a time, nubile 16-year-old Courtney Stodden was sold by her evil step-mother to a creepy old King for a publicity stunt that could spin straw into gold. And they all lived happily ever after. The end.

This is pretty much the tale that Stodden weaved for two young girls who were interviewing people at a pre-Oscars gifting suite. We don't know why any of them were there and we don't care. Because the girls' reactions are priceless.

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Continuing “Justin Timberlake Week” on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,' Fallon and JT topped even the discussion of his feud with Kanye West by performing a barbershop quintet version of Timberlake's hit 'SexyBack.'

Slow down, guys. It's only the second night and you're already making us giddy.

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There's a first time for everything and then after that it can't be a first time again ... or something. This songstress once said, "I think you can't repeat the first time of something."

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