Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic. You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak
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Kanye West + Kim Kardashian Are Obviously Totally in Love, You Guys [PHOTOS]
If you are feeling disillusioned with notions of romance, look no further than Kanye West and Kim Kardashian - even though they barely see each other.
Justin Bieber’s Broke Grandpa Sleeps on the Floor in a House With a Hole in the Roof
Justin Bieber is a 19-year-old millionaire, so he has plenty of coin to throw around. But one person who apparently isn't getting any of it? His 61-year-old grandfather, George, who says it would sure come in handy.
Mr. T, Martha Stewart, Kelly Osbourne + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (April 22), celebrities said many things, but only Kelly Osbourne and Mr. T made any sense. That should tell you everything.
Amy Poehler Talks About Boston + Makes You Want to Hug Her Even More [VIDEO]
This week on Amy Poehler's web series 'Ask Amy,' a young woman emailed about "pointless" videos on the internet and Amy gave a thought-provoking and poignant answer about the way we take in images around us.
‘Tanning Mom’ Throws Shade at Farrah Abraham, Says She’d Make a Better Porn Star
If you don't remember (and why would you?), Patricia Krentcil first made headlines after her 5-year-old daughter was burnt in a tanning booth and she thought the situation was perfectly fine -- thus earning herself the media moniker "Tanning Mom."
Now, inspired by Farrah Abraham, she too wants to copulate on camera.
Reese Witherspoon Is Really Sorry About Going All Tracy Flick on the Cops
As you've probably heard by now, 'Election' star Reese Witherspoon was arrested on Friday, April 12, after her husband Jim Toth got a DUI and she got mouthy and self-important with law enforcement in a rather Tracy Flick-esque manner.
But now she's issued a mea culpa.
No, Rihanna Is Not Pregnant
Don't worry. Rihanna's not going to be asking anyone to shut up and drive her to the maternity ward any time soon.
Coolio and His Newly Horny Hair Were Booked on Domestic Battery In Vegas [PHOTO]
Coolio is not living in a hair stylist's paradise. The rapper was recently arrested in Las Vegas on charges of domestic violence, which gave him the chance to model his new 'do for the LVPD.
Justin Bieber Posts Cartoon of Himself in Bed With a Topless Belieber [PHOTO]
Justin Bieber continued his 2013 Questionable Behavior Tour yesterday, April 16, when he posted a cartoon of himself in bed with a shirtless fan.
Cher, Ron Perlman, Snooki + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today on Twitter several celebrities weighed in on yesterday's (April 15) Boston Marathon bombing, while the rest were preoccupied with other important business.
Kim Kardashian Says In Deposition That She Hardly Spends Time With Kanye West
The Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce / annulment fustercluck is raging on. Last time we checked in, Kris missed their settlement hearing because that stuff is super hard to keep track of.
Now news breaks of a deposition given by Kim, where she admits to being apart from boyfriend and baby daddy Kanye West more often than not.
Jennifer Lawrence, Anne Hathaway + Jennifer Aniston Top the List of Fantasy Porn Stars
Jennifer Lawrence has topped a new survey of celebrities people would most like to star in a sex tape.
No, 'Winter's Bone' wasn't what you thought it was. We were disappointed, too.