Don Deane
Lou Dobbs Accuses ‘The Lorax’ of ‘Indoctrinating’ Our Children
According to Fox Business host Lou Dobbs, two new animated children’s movies — ‘The Secret World of Arrietty’ and ‘Dr Seuss’ The Lorax’ — are part of a plot by Hollywood and the Obama administration to “indoctrinate our children” with their liberal agenda.
Lana Del Rey’s ‘Video Games’ Gets a ‘Super Mario Bros.’ Parody
Given the success of indie artist Lana Del Rey‘s song ‘Video Games,’ a parody involving ‘Super Mario Bros.’ characters was probably inevitable. London-based comedian Jenny Bede dresses like Princess Peach and turns Rey’s single into a story of failed love where she wrongly picked Luigi instead of Mario.
Handicapped Performer Dancing on Crutches Blows Us Away
As a way to prove that he’s not limited by his disability, handicapped performer Dergin Tokmak performs an amazing dance called “Solo on Crutches.”
Cop Faces Charges After Stealing Food from Work Fridge
At one point or another, we’ve all fallen victim to the theft of food from an office fridge. In general, most of us chalk it up as a minor annoyance. But police in Deer Park, Texas were so fed up with an office thief that they ran a sting to catch him in the act. And, it turns out, the culprit was a cop.
Will Sacha Baron Cohen Crash the Oscars as ‘The Dictator’?
In the sort of move we’ve come to expect from Sacha Baron Cohen, the shape-shifting actor has threatened to show up at Sunday’s Academy Awards dressed as the character from his new film ‘The Dictator.’ Not surprisingly, Academy officials balked at the idea and said Baron Cohen would only be allowed to attend if he promises to show up as himself.
Kevin Costner Will Speak at Whitney Houston’s Funeral
Kevin Coster, who starred opposite Whitney Houston in the 1992 smash ‘The Bodyguard,’ will speak at Houston’s funeral this coming Saturday, according to PEOPLE.
Learn Your Sloth Name With This Handy Name Generator
Sloths are a hot commodity right now and name generators (like the blues name generator) have been a constant source of entertainment on the internet. So, imagine our surprise — nay, our unbridled glee — when we discovered a sloth name generator!
Catholic League President Thinks Nicki Minaj May Be Possessed
If Nicki Minaj was hoping to create controversy with her bizarre ‘Exorcist’-themed performance on Sunday night’s Grammy Awards, she sure got it. In fact, the president of the Catholic League has stated that Minaj may actually be possessed. (Check out the performance below.)
Hit-and-Run Teen Criminal Caught After Boasting on Facebook
In Oregon last week, a 14-year-old boy driving a stolen passenger van lost control and slammed into a SUV, critically injuring the other driver. The teen fled the scene but was caught the next day after — get this — boasting about his escape on Facebook.
Fox to Pull Plug on ‘House’ After Eighth Season
After eight years of berating his fellow doctors and dispensing tough-love medical advice, Dr. Gregory House will finally be hanging up his stethoscope. In a statement issued Wednesday, Emmy-nominated actor Hugh Laurie and show producers announced that ‘House’ will conclude at the end of its current season.
Madonna’s Backup Dancer Performs Insane ‘Windmill Foot’ During Super Bowl Halftime Show [VIDEO]
Madonna’s halftime show at the Super Bowl wasn’t just notable for M.I.A.’s middle finger. At one point during the performance, a backup dancer pulled off an impossible-looking move that can only be described as a “windmill foot.”
Awesome Baby Is a Ping Pong Champ [VIDEO]
In this video, a baby sits on a ping-pong table and bats at balls with a killer forehand. If the remarkable accuracy he shows here is any indication, this kid is destined to be an Olympic table tennis star.