Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Whoops – Wife Accidentally Donates Husband’s Shirt With $8,000 In It, Receives True ‘Mirac…
This is the type of guy to give you the shirt off his back. He just doesn't know it.
Firework in a Printer Ends With a (Predictably Awesome) Bang
Print. Copy. Fax. Explode. This printer can do it all.
Fortune Cookie Writer With Writer’s Block Quits, Unaware of Irony
Amazingly, this is not a headline from "The Onion."
Sweet Singing Telegram Lands Smitten Man Dream Girlfriend
This guy wins Valentine's Day.
Most Unusually Common Injuries By State Feature Some Real Head Scratchers
We all hurt every now and then. Some of us just hurt in different places.
14 of the Most Romantic Names in Sports for Valentine’s Day
Love is in the air(ball).
#BadValentinesDayGifts Is Romance Done Horribly Wrong
Chocolate. Candy. Flowers. You could do better for Valentine's Day gifts, but you could also do worse. A *lot* worse.
What’s the Best (And Worst) State to Be Single in 2017?
You may be single and ready to mingle, but not everyone is.
Burger King’s Valentine’s Cup Lets You Simultaneously Drink With the Love of Your Life
Make sure to drink in all the romance this Valentine's Day.
Enjoy This Delightfully Catchy Song Made of Happy Facebook Comments
Here's something you're going to "like."
Inept Burglar Stuck in Window Is a Supremely Royal Doofus
Talk about a pane in the butt.
Drunk Buffoon Tries to Buy Girl Scout Cookies With Vodka
People will go to great lengths to get Girl Scout cookies. They'll also go to great depths. Like, say, the bottom of a bottle.