Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
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Baby Goat Knows How You Should Really Be Using a Yoga Ball
This baby goat loves its yoga ball. Like, **loves.**
Steve Martin and Kermit the Frog Have ‘Dueling Banjos’ Banjo-Off
Just when we were beginning to worry we would never see Steve Martin doing anything funny again, here he is playing 'Dueling Banjos' with Kermit the Frog!
Is This the White Trashiest Wedding March Ever?
A lady decided to do a "seductive" dance down the aisle to her own version of "Crazy B----" by Buckcherry, and now it is being called the white trashiest wedding in history. (NSFW, btw.)
Huge Dog Plays Dead to Avoid Bath Time, Hilarity Ensues
This dog really, really does not want to take a bath, and will do almost anything to get out of it, including laying there like a big lump of lifeless dog. We've never seen such a strong desire to NOT take a bath.
How to Win at Going Back to School
It's that time of year once again. School is back in session. Don't be so glum about it. There are plenty of ways to make sure you have a successful year at school. Here's our guide to winning this year.
15 Scientifically Proven Ways to Instantly Make Yourself Happy
OK, smiles everyone....smiles!
Overly Excited Bird Is the Greatest Thing Ever
The pitter-patter of crazy Koolaid the bird's feet makes while he runs after his ball in this video is probably the greatest sound ever. Sorry, Beethoven -- yer DONE!
Watch Two Stuntwomen Reenact the Chicken Fight From ‘Family Guy’
With enough money, you can pay two famous stuntwomen to reenact the epic chicken fight scene from 'Family Guy.' That's what happened here.
Skateboarding Dog Is Better at Skateboarding Than Most Humans
Dash the skateboarding dog is probably better at skateboarding than most humans. He's certainly better than we are.
‘This Charming Charlie’ Proves ‘Peanuts’ and The Smiths Are a Perfect Match
The new Tumblr This Charming Charlie takes old Peanuts strips and replaces the dialogue with scraps of lyrics by The Smiths. It's pretty much perfect.
Everyone Has Fun at One Direction Concerts Except the Dads
West Coast editor at VICE, Jaime Taete, went to a One Direction concert and took these amazing photos ... of dads. That's right, the dads.
12 Excellent Ways to Incorporate More Lisa Frank Into Your Life
If you're like every single person alive right now, you're probably sitting there thinking, "I love Lisa Frank, but how can I incorporate more of her colorful art into my relatively grown-up lifestyle?" Easy-peesy lemon-squeezy, that's how...