Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
Jackie Mancini
Go Here: World’s Largest Ball of Twine in Kansas
Cawker City, Kansas may not be a thriving metropolis, but they've got one claim to fame: The city boasts the World's Largest Ball of Twine, and it grows bigger every day. What? I'm confused too, but I love their dedication.
Kids are the Funniest Humans on Earth and This Tumblr is Proof
'David After the Dentist' recently broke 116 Million views on YouTube. This is pretty solid proof that little kids are a lot funnier than adults, and we've found the ultimate collection of kids being hilarious.
Go Here: Trampoline Walkway in Russia
Surely there is no better way to travel.
Franny Freebird — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: A retired singles bus tour of European cathedrals.
Least Favorite City So Far: Amsterdam -- "So many drugs, it almost seems like they are legal there!"
Skills: Independence, funky fashions, scouting eBay to add to her Princess Diana beanie baby collection (current count: 79)
Most Played Track on her iPod Shuffle: 'Someone Like You' by Adele -- Her daughter says it's her "j
Go Here: Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta
Topped only by Singapore, the Georgia Aquarium is the second largest aquarium in the entire world and was funded almost entirely by a $250 million donation from the co-founder of Home Depot, Bernard Marcus. When someone donates that much money towards a passion, you know you're in for something awesome, and this place does not disappoint.
Tommy Feathers — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Home alone.
The Real Rainman — Hot Mess of the Day
Occupation: Inventor, conservation specialist, and worry wart.
Theresa the Terrible — Hot Mess of the Day
Occupation: Full-time hair model, part-time dishrag.
Skills: Clogging shower drains, meeting new friends.
3 Things She Can’t Live Without: The "Whip My Hair Back And Forth" remix (only MP3 on her 1st generation iPod), Horse-grade hair conditioner, and a back brace...
Diane Sawyer Was Totally Drunk Last Night During Election Coverage
Whoever you were rooting for, we can all agree that election night was pretty stressful.
10 WTF Samwich Questions
Let's hear it for the best part of lunch, and most other things: Samwiches!
10 Steps to a Great WTF Halloween Couple Costume
Have you secured a Halloween date yet? If so, allow us to let you in on a little secret: Babes love two-part costumes. Bonnie and Clyde, Sid and Nancy, Johnny and June; they think it's super romantic, or whatever. You know what else they love? Vintage things. Check out these tips from the (probably all dead by now) pros:
Read Our 10 Step Guide to Dating Like a Rockstar
Our friends over at Loudwire, Ultimate Classic Rock and Diffuser put up posts a few days ago of the funniest guitar face photos, and they killed us. Even while making bizarre faces like these, though, rockstars still get hot babes, so we thought we might want to take a few notes from them on picking up chicks.