Jessica Sager
Jay-Z + Beyonce Are Now Worth $1 Billion
Everyone wondering why Jay-Z went from rapping about selling crack in Brooklyn to about rubbing shoulders and sampling truffles with Barack Obama in D.C., you can thank his bank accounts -- and Beyonce.
The couple have broken the $1 billion mark in their net worth.
Bet that's how she afforded those solid gold nips.
Ozzy Osbourne Admits He’s Been Drinking + Doing Drugs, But Not Splitting From Sharon
Ozzy Osbourne has a colorful, checkered past with substance abuse, and unfortunately fell back into his bad habits.
The Black Sabbath frontman admitted to a recent relapse on his Facebook page, hot on the heels of rumors that he's divorcing from his ever-loyal and super sassy wife, Sharon.
Oh Look, Miley Cyrus Is Smoking Weed Again [VIDEO]
In news almost as shocking as the sky being blue or Donald Trump being orange, Miley Cyrus was once more caught on camera smoking weed.
Are you clutching your pearls yet?
The White House Doesn’t Think Jay-Z’s ‘Open Letter’ Makes for a Good Read [VIDEO]
Hell hath no fury like a President with an idiotic press corps scorned.
When Jay-Z dissed Barack Obama in his new track, 'Open Letter,' the White House responded. And it was hilarious.
Senator Mitch McConnell Thought Ashley Judd Was Just a Big Old Bag of Crazy [AUDIO]
Ashley Judd backed out of her potential campaign for Senate in the state of Kentucky, but it's not like her opposition was worried.
New audio leaked of Mitch McConnell mocking Judd's mental health history with his staff, because, well, he's clearly a class act.
David Letterman Makes Lindsay Lohan Cry During Grilling About Her Messy Life [VIDEO]
David Letterman pulled zero punches when forced to interview Lindsay Lohan for 'The Late Show' last night (April 9), making the starlet visibly uncomfortable at certain points.
Thing is, Letterman's so affable that it was hard for her to stay mad at him.
For Whatever Reason, Liza Minnelli Was Almost Part of an Intervention for Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan is likely as addicted to attention and fame as she is to prescriptions and vodka, so it's unclear why a pal who tried staging an intervention for the starlet asked Liza Minnelli to be part of it.
But yeah, that almost happened.
Jay-Z Schools the World on Cuba + More on ‘Open Letter’
Jay-Z is sick of being criticized for his recent trip to Cuba with Beyoncé, among other things. And he has a message for his haters: "Y'all gon' learn today."
Beyonce Shows She’s a ‘Grown Woman’ in Video Teaser
Beyonce continues her reign in a new teaser for her single 'Grown Woman.'
Kim Kardashian’s Witnesses Konfirm That Kris Humphries Knew Just What He Was Getting Into
Try as he might, Kris Humphries is having a mighty hard time proving fraud in his attempt to annul his marriage to Kim Kardashian.
The reality starlet and most fragrant flower compiled a pretty diesel list of witnesses for their neverending divorce case, and it seems like K. Humph is going to have his work cut out for him proving he wasn't well aware of their prenup details.
Tom Cruise Was Pretty Much the Only Person Who Didn’t See His Split From Katie Holmes Coming
Someone finally asked Tom Cruise about his relatively sudden divorce from Katie Holmes, and he was, to quote Blanche Devereaux, "stunned -- just stunned."
That makes one of us. Out of the entire planet. And maybe those alien planets he believes in.
LL Cool J + Brad Paisley Get Awkward But Adorable With ‘Accidental Racist’ [AUDIO]
LL Cool J is generally flawless and Brad Paisley is pretty precious.
But when you put them together to sing and rap about racism, it gets a little weird.