K. Thor Jensen
Prep For The Zombie Apocalypse With Shooting Targets That Bleed
If you’re worried that your murdering skills won’t be up to snuff for the zombie apocalypse, invest in some Bleeding Zombie Targets.
Blast S’More ‘Mallows With A Double Barrel Shotty
If you’re looking to wage delicious warfare on your officemates, why not buy one of these sweet double-barrel marshmallow guns from ThinkGeek?
The Most Amazing Bathroom Peeper Yet Spies via iPhone
From the technology crime bureau comes an unsettling report of an enterprising gentleman in Albany, NY who tried to get hot shots of ladies doing their business in a CVS bathroom with his iPhone, only to get busted by the cops.
This Toddler Has a Nicer Ride Than You
Let’s face it: pushing a stroller isn’t very manly. Sure, you can put on your sad single dad face and maybe get some play from the wife, but that’s about the best you can expect.
Snoop Dogg’s Smokable Songbook Will Make You Burn After Reading
Leave it to Snoop Dogg to push the envelope in weed consumption. To promote his new rolling papers called ‘Rolling Words’, the sticky icky rapper has released a book that you can smoke.
Your Grandpa is Gonna Love the New ‘E-Paper’
Newspapers were supposed to die couple years ago. It’s been a long slow death because some people just like to buy an actual newspaper in the morning. Shout out to you Pee-Paw! Now, maybe the newspaper fans can have their ink and read it too. See what we did there?
Touch Sensitive Wall Paint Sounds Insane
It’s 2012, people, why the hell are we still using light switches?
Do You Have the Cash for a $72K Bottle of Whisky?
Big spenders the world over have a new trifle to drop serious coin on, as legendary distiller Glenfiddich has unleashed the priciest bottle of whisky on the market today.
Rapper Passes New Song On One Fan At A Time
No matter how you look at it, digital file sharing has changed the way we listen to music. When a record transforms into a stream of ones and zeroes, it can be blasted across the globe in the blink of an eye, but something special is lost in translation.