I sprang from my mother’s womb decades ago in a city even hotter than the scorching deserts of West Texas: Palm Springs, Ca. A city filled with gays, old people, and old gays. This is why you can catch me at any gay bars or early bird specials, but make no mistake gentlemen- I am straight. At 10 yrs old, my mom enrolled me in ballet to turn me into a lady, but it didn't work. Instead, I got my first taste of metal hearing Rammenstein’s “Du Hast” during a break in class. My mind was blown and a lifelong love affair with metal and rock music was born. I came to finish school at NMSU and ended up in beautiful West Texas. Since then I’ve been with Buzz Adams on and off for 3 years, rocking your mornings!
Man Breaks into Mom’s House to Steal Her Homemade Posole
Do you love your mom's cooking? Probably not as much as this guy.
Young Texas Boy Donates Entire Piggy Bank to Vandalized Mosque
After hearing about a local mosque vandalized in the wake of the Paris attacks, a 7-year-old Texas boy helps restore our faith in humanity.
Texas Man Kills Roommate for Eating Last Piece of Fried Chicken
What would he do if someone ate his food in the fridge?
TX State Student Gets DUI, Now Rolls in Toy Barbie Jeep Around Campus
This is probably one of the best examples of turning lemons into internet gold lemonade.
Texas Hunter Pays $350,000 to Kill Endangered Black Rhino in Controversial Hunt
A Texas oil heir won the right to hunt and kill an endangered black rhino in a controversial auction.