Blake Shelton + Miranda Lambert Deftly Use Twitter to Mock Those Divorce Rumors

Rumors have been swirling that country singing husband and wife duo Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are headed for a divorce due to Blake’s wandering eyes (and hands).
So the duo dealt with these blasphemies the best way they could: by mocking them on Twitter.
After tabloids like Life & Style claimed Lambert got into a confrontation with Shelton’s “younger woman,” the marrieds engaged in some very public banter.
Hey @mirandalambert… I just read in a tabloid that our marriage is falling apart!!! FOCK!!!
— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) March 18, 2013
“@blakeshelton:@mirandalambert, just read in a tabloid that our marriage is falling apart!” Oh no! Can’t wait to read if we make it or not
— Miranda Lambert (@mirandalambert) March 18, 2013
We bet you think this was the end of the adorkable exchange, but somehow it manages to get even cuter. Even though that seems utterly impossible.
“@mirandalambert: Oh no! Can’t wait to read if we make it or not”Ba! Ha! Ha! You see y’all!!! I’m making her funnier!!!
— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) March 18, 2013
@blakeshelton why are we tweeting each other when we are literally laying an inch apart? Wait…don’t answer that….:) #keepitclean
— Miranda Lambert (@mirandalambert) March 18, 2013
We don’t know about you, but based on this exchange alone, it doesn’t sound like trouble in paradise to us.
Shlambert: 1. Tabloids: 0.



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