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Woman Keeps Getting Naked at Ice Park

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 20:06:28 +0000

Usually when people wanna see some exposed skin, they satisfy their craving by heading to a nude beach to rudely leer from behind sunglasses, or they visit their favorite porn site, weepy and alone in their basement on Saturday night. (Both hypotheticals, of course.) A nude beach and the internet are two places where you’d be surprised if you didn’t run into a naked person.

Alabama Man Battles Town Over Right to Keep Wife's Remains Buried in Front Yard of Home

Amy Sciarretto — Wed, 22 Aug 2012 11:13:58 +0000

An elderly Alabama widower is doing battle with local officials over his right to keep his late wife’s remains buried in the front yard of his home. James Davis, 73, of Stevenson, lost wife Patsy Ruth Davis in 2009. She was buried at home, per her wishes. Despite the fact that the health department confirmed [...]

Old Guy Says Young Girlfriend Faked Romance to Get a $775K Apartment — So He Sues Her

Amy Sciarretto — Thu, 09 Aug 2012 11:53:48 +0000

If there ever was a sugar daddy story, this is a textbook example. A theater director, 73, is suing his former girlfriend, a 27-year-old dancer -and no, not that kind. He claims she faked their romance so that he would buy her a pricy crib in Manhattan. The director, Antonio Calenda, bought Natasha Diamond-Walker a [...]

Couple Arrested After Raunchy PDA in Walmart

Jay Perrone — Fri, 03 Aug 2012 21:30:31 +0000

Sometimes, when a man and a woman really love each other, they choose to express that love in certain ways. For instance, after a year or two of dating, a couple might move in together. As things progress, they might get engaged, marry and have children. If their relationship is really special, however, they might just get freaky in the middle of a Walmart.

Man Pees on Woman Who Rejected Him at Bar

Ernio Hernandez — Fri, 03 Aug 2012 20:00:07 +0000

What’s the saying about other fish in the sea? If a woman turns you down, don’t worry… pee on her leg? Is that it? That’s apparently what a drunken man in Colorado thought when he was rejected at a bar.

Drunken Florida Man Has Best Mug Shot Ever

Shauna Wright — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 19:53:42 +0000

Since no one takes a pretty mug shot, why not make it a memorable one? That seems to have been the line of thought for a man from Florida (of course) who channeled Gene Simmons as officers held his head in place to take his booking photo.

'Miami Cannibal' Was High on Pot, Not Bath Salts

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 17:11:44 +0000

“Miami Cannibal” Rudy Eugene may have been having a psychotic episode when he stripped naked and started chewing on the face of homeless man Ronald Poppo. But the 31-year-old’s behavior wasn’t triggered by the drug known as “bath salts,” as many have suggested.

Pennsylvania Woman Hides in Suitcase to Escape Cops

Don Deane — Sat, 23 Jun 2012 19:42:31 +0000

When we pack for a getaway, we fill our suitcase with swim trunks and suntan lotion. But 28-year-old Pennsylvania woman Charley Fretz packed a suitcase with herself in an attempt to evade police on Wednesday. Needless to say, her creative method of escape didn’t work.

Mother and Daughter Arrested for Online Dating Scam That Bilked $1 Million from Women Worldwide [VIDEO]

Shauna Wright — Sat, 23 Jun 2012 19:14:25 +0000

If you’ve ever dipped your toe into the pool of online dating, you know it can be fraught with peril. While some concerns mirror those found in the “real world,” others are unique to the digital landscape in which people can claim to be anyone they want.

And that’s how a twisted mother-and-daughter pair managed to scam about $1 million from women all over the world.

60-Year-Old Woman Ends Up In Jail After a Fight Over Lube

Kathy Landin — Sat, 16 Jun 2012 19:44:28 +0000

Sometimes, when the hot rod is leaving the garage, you have to grease up the gears a bit to make her purr. Especially if your chosen hot rod is a 60-year-old woman. But, before you get out the lube, make sure you’re both on the same page about what you’re going to use and who’s going to participate, otherwise someone could end up in jail.

Man Arrested After Claiming to Have Killed Off 100 Beers and Work for the CIA

Mike Adams — Sat, 09 Jun 2012 20:43:58 +0000

Last weekend, police in Florida arrested Bradley Pope after he claimed to be a “covert CIA agent”who had just killed off 100 beers. According to the arrest report, police were called because someone found Pope and his lady friend swimming naked in their pool. By the time officers arrived, the two had not only desecrated [...]

Mother Arrested for Cheering at Daughter's Graduation — Is it Fair? [VIDEO]

Amy Sciarretto — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 20:00:58 +0000

South Carolina parents attending a high school graduation at the Florence Civic Center in South Florence last Saturday were warned in advance not to cheer for their children as they received their diplomas or they’d risk being thrown out of the ceremony.

Well, one particularly proud mother choose not heed the warning and cheered, anyway. And, boy, did she pay the price.

Man Pays for Denny's Breakfast With Sack of Marijuana

Carl Pettit — Thu, 31 May 2012 19:12:22 +0000

Sometimes when you’ve got a terrible case of the “munchies,” but not a lot of money in your pocket, you just can’t be stopped from doing something pretty rash. The body needs nourishment, after all, and you don’t want to walk around with a growling stomach all night. You’ve got to eat.

A gentleman from Niagara Falls, NY, was faced with just such a dilemma due to his snack cravings. He wanted some food, but apparently didn’t have enough cash to pay for his meal.

Cop Busted For Illegal Body Searches — Wait Until You Read His Name

Kathy Landin — Thu, 31 May 2012 16:30:00 +0000

Shakespeare once posed the question, “What’s in a name?” Apparently, your name can say a lot about you. Take, for example, Milwaukee, WI police officer Michael Vagnini whose badge was recently taken from him for conducting illegal body cavity searches on detainees. Coincidence, or inevitability?

You're Never Going to Stomach What This Maid Added to Her Boss's Coffee

Amy Sciarretto — Fri, 25 May 2012 11:37:01 +0000

The golden rule when dealing with service workers is to be kind, especially to those that handle your food. You never know what they’ll add as “secret sauce.” In this case, spit would be a much better fate. An Indonesian maid must have had a horrific boss, since she took things a step further, mixing [...]

Woman Arrested After Naked Stroll Through Lumber Store

Jeremy Taylor — Sat, 19 May 2012 23:00:43 +0000

Let’s say you’re at your local lumber yard, buying wood for some sort of home improvement project. You’re feeling like quite a man, because you’re about to do some work with your hands. In walks a woman, completely nude. Bonus, right? Maybe not so much. When that exact scenario played out in Curtis Lumber in [...]

Drunk Dad Lets 10-Year-Old Son Drive

Don Deane — Thu, 10 May 2012 15:23:08 +0000

A tipsy pop is in hot water after reportedly allowing his 10-year-old son to act as his designated driver. (Yes, you read that right.) Even worse, we’ve seen this sort of thing before. On Sunday morning, Oregon State Police noticed a SUV driving erratically. After they pulled the vehicle over, they discovered a child at [...]

Three Men Steal Penguin 'Hangover'-Style During Night of Drunken Hijinks

Jeremy Taylor — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 15:00:36 +0000

Three Welsh tourists in Australia had themselves quite a night last Saturday, which ended with a scenario fans of the movie ‘The Hangover’ will certainly recognize . After consuming a few too many adult beverages, the trio broke into the local Sea World and swam with the dolphins. The revelers claim things get hazy after that. So when they woke the next morning and a seven-year old fairy penguin named Dirk was in their room they say they had no idea how he got there.

The Most Amazing Bathroom Peeper Yet Spies via iPhone

K. Thor Jensen — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 14:00:13 +0000

From the technology crime bureau comes an unsettling report of an enterprising gentleman in Albany, NY who tried to get hot shots of ladies doing their business in a CVS bathroom with his iPhone, only to get busted by the cops. Vaughn Greene was an intern at the CVS on Latham Road (CVS has interns?), [...]

Laziest Man Alive Cuts Off Foot To Keep Jobless Benefits

Jeremy Taylor — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 15:17:35 +0000

Most people aren’t particularly fond of spending most of their waking moments at work. But we’d challenge you to find a person more work-averse than 56-year old Hans Url of Austria. Instead of having his unemployment benefits cut because he hadn’t yet found a job, Url cut off his foot with an electric saw so he could qualify for [...]