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Man Charged With Murdering Fellow Partygoer Over Beer Pong Dispute
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Man Charged With Murdering Fellow Partygoer Over Beer Pong Dispute

If you're going to kill someone, it should be for a good reason.

Like, you know, beer pong.

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Man Accused of Shooting at Grounded Plane
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Man Accused of Shooting at Grounded Plane

Arizona resident Randon Reid gave police an early-morning scare Sunday when he reportedly shot at a grounded airplane at the Deer Valley Airport, then quickly fled the scene.

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Walmart Shoplifter Throws a Fit After Getting Caught in the Act
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Walmart Shoplifter Throws a Fit After Getting Caught in the Act

Stay classy, Walmart shoppers!

Police in Bradenton, Florida arrested a woman last Wednesday after she went loco when a store official stopped her while she tried to leave with a cart of goods she hadn't purchased.

When initially confronted, 22-year-old Myra Mays tried to hit an employee with a bar stool she had stuffed into her cart. She then knocked over a display of gas grills, which caused over $1,000 in damage.

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Woman Wakes Up to Drunk Burglar Sleeping on Her Couch

We've all read our fair share of ridiculous criminal stories on the Internet. But waking up to find a burglar sleeping on your couch? That takes it to a whole new level.

Just ask the 63-year-old Long Neck, DE, resident who sauntered into her living room Tuesday morning to find a drunk burglar passed out on her couch.

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Man Steals Beer to Pick Up Women
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Man Steals Beer to Pick Up Women

A man in Jensen Beach, Florida got picked up by police before he picked up any chicks.

Twenty-year-old Anthony Hernandez admitted to police he stole an 18-pack of Bud Light from a 7-Eleven on Monday in the hopes he could use the beer to "score some women."

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Man Fails to Make Purchase With $1 Million Bill
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Man Fails to Make Purchase With $1 Million Bill

Who wants to be a fake millionaire?

The Minneapolis Star Tribune reports a man in Minneapolis tried to pay for a purchase at a CVS Monday with a $1 million bill. The only problem, of course, is a $1 million bill is about as real Santa Claus.

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Thieves Caught Stealing 30 Pounds of Frozen Chicken Nuggets From School
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Thieves Caught Stealing 30 Pounds of Frozen Chicken Nuggets From School

Kids may not like the food in their school lunchrooms, but two men in Key West, Florida sure do.

WTSP reports police recently arrested Lawrence Dixon and Carl Dudley Crabtree for stealing 30 pounds of frozen chicken nuggets from a high school cafeteria freezer.

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Man Calls 911 80 Times in Five Hours
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Man Calls 911 80 Times in Five Hours

Someone buy John Calvery a dictionary because he needs to learn the definition of "emergency."

According to cfnews13.com, police in Port Orange, Florida arrested the 57-year-old man last Friday after he called 911 about 80 times in a five-hour period. Authorities said he dialed in once every three minutes.

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Man Jailed for Mailing Tarantulas
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Man Jailed for Mailing Tarantulas

Snail mail isn't for everyone. According to The Los Angeles Times, a German man has been sentenced to six months in prison after he pleaded guilty to shipping nearly 250 tarantulas by mail to the United States.

A federal prosecutor said 37-year-old Sven Koppler, who must also pay a $4,000 fine, is one of the "largest illegal importers of tarantulas."

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Sears Employee Wears Boots He Stole From Store To Work

You'd have to think that a man who works at a Sears in Sarasota, Florida was given the boot after he was caught stealing from the store.

The Herald-Tribune reports the unidentified 18-year-old man stole a pair of boots from the store in the DeSoto Square Mall – and then wore them to work.

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Naked Man Throws Tennis Balls at Passing Cars
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Naked Man Throws Tennis Balls at Passing Cars

A naked man and some tennis balls sure caused a lot of racket in Auckland, New Zealand on Sunday.

According to stuff.co.nz, police arrested the unidentified man for walking around in his birthday suit while tossing tennis balls at cars as they zipped by.

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Man Calls 911, Asks Police to Buy Him Beer
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Man Calls 911, Asks Police to Buy Him Beer

Talk about a bizarre beer run.

The AP is reporting that Raymond Roberge of Bridgeport, CT, dialed 911 three times on Sunday. When authorities finally showed up to his house, the 65-year-old man gave them money "to go to the store and buy him some bee

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