Dumb Criminals

Murderer Inexplicably Tattoos Confession On His Chest
Los Angeles-area gang member Anthony Garcia killed John Juarez in front of liquor store back in 2004.
He commemorated the occasion with an elaborate chest tattoo, which contained the phrase "Garcia Kills," as well as a detailed etching of the crime scene, including the Christmas lights that…
Couple Tries to Rob Charity Lemonade Stand
In an attempt to garner the title "World's Meanest Robbers," a couple in Houston held up a charity lemonade stand run by 13-year-old Chelsea Edwards and her two friends.
Gage Turner, 20, and Amber Umbarger, 21, allegedly approached the lemonade booth, inquired about the cost an…
Man Tries to Steal Shrimp by Stuffing Bag Down Pants
While grocery shopping last Thursday, Pennsylvania resident Brian McDaniel decided he wanted to chow down on some shrimp.
Instead of paying for them like your typical consumer, he allegedly shoved the bag down his pants and tried to saunter out of the store.
California Mom Encourages Son in Fight, Gets Arrested [VIDEO]
This past week, a California mom was caught on video encouraging her son to body slam and beat down his opponent in a front-yard brawl.
The video was posted to YouTube and features 33-year-old mother Jennifer Zuniga standing along the sideline coaching her child as two boys take swings at each other.
DWI Offender Drinks Beer in Court
Keith Gruber of Swan Lake, NY, was an hour and a half late for his 10:30 AM pretrial felony DWI hearing in Sullivan County Court.
It would have probably been best if the 49-year-old didn't show up at all.