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Man Calls 911, Asks Police to Buy Him Beer
Man Calls 911, Asks Police to Buy Him Beer
Man Calls 911, Asks Police to Buy Him Beer
Talk about a bizarre beer run. The AP is reporting that Raymond Roberge of Bridgeport, CT, dialed 911 three times on Sunday. When authorities finally showed up to his house, the 65-year-old man gave them money "to go to the store and buy him some beer...
Man Vandalizes Garage With Spray-Painted Marriage Proposal [VIDEO]
Man Vandalizes Garage With Spray-Painted Marriage Proposal [VIDEO]
Man Vandalizes Garage With Spray-Painted Marriage Proposal [VIDEO]
We've seen our fair share of wacky marriage proposals, but this one might take the cake. UPI reports that New York-based couple Roger and Carolyn Mooyoung got the surprise of their life when they received a letter informing them that their Florida vacation home had been vandalized. According to the letter, someone had spray painted a marriage proposal on their garage, to which the recipient, named
Man Shortchanged in Crack Deal Calls 911 for Help
Man Shortchanged in Crack Deal Calls 911 for Help
Man Shortchanged in Crack Deal Calls 911 for Help
These days, everyone's counting their pennies. So when 41-year-old Dexter White got ripped off in a crack cocaine deal this week, he called police to fix the problem. The South Carolina man told police he had given $60 to a drug dealer for crack, but only received $20 worth of drugs.
Cops Find Robber Via Cash Trail
Cops Find Robber Via Cash Trail
Cops Find Robber Via Cash Trail
The scene was straight out of a classic Saturday-morning cartoon: After a robber took an undisclosed amount of money from a local CVS, he made a mad dash to a nearby laundromat. As he ran, the pile of cash in his arms left a trail behind him, making it an easy catch for police officers.
Man Attempts to Run Marathon Nude
Man Attempts to Run Marathon Nude
Man Attempts to Run Marathon Nude
It was likely meant to be a joke, but nude marathon runner Brett S. Henderson wasn't laughing Sunday when he got tased by police officers and slapped with public indecency and obstructing official business charges. The 35-year-old Cincinnati resident was running -- sans clothes -- in Sunday's Flying Pig Marathon when police confronted him.
Homeless Man Robs Bank, Immediately Gives Money Away
Homeless Man Robs Bank, Immediately Gives Money Away
Homeless Man Robs Bank, Immediately Gives Money Away
Elmer McGirt, a homeless man living in Tampa, FL, pulled a Robin Hood Thursday when he robbed an area Wachovia bank, then distributed some of his ill-gotten gains to the passengers on a city bus. Yes, that means the 27-year old also made the unconventional choice to use public transportation as his getaway vehicle.
Murderer Inexplicably Tattoos Confession On His Chest
Murderer Inexplicably Tattoos Confession On His Chest
Murderer Inexplicably Tattoos Confession On His Chest
Los Angeles-area gang member Anthony Garcia killed John Juarez in front of liquor store back in 2004. He commemorated the occasion with an elaborate chest tattoo, which contained the phrase "Garcia Kills," as well as a detailed etching of the crime scene, including the Christmas lights that adorned the liquor store where he committed the murder and the direction Juarez's body fell when h
Couple Tries to Rob Charity Lemonade Stand
Couple Tries to Rob Charity Lemonade Stand
Couple Tries to Rob Charity Lemonade Stand
In an attempt to garner the title "World's Meanest Robbers," a couple in Houston held up a charity lemonade stand run by 13-year-old Chelsea Edwards and her two friends. Gage Turner, 20, and Amber Umbarger, 21, allegedly approached the lemonade booth, inquired about the cost and then grabbed the money jar and ran.

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