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	<title>Q92: Victoria&#039;s Best Music Station &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Charmin Sponsors Hilarious &#039;Stop Skidmarks&#039; Billboard At NASCAR Race</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 13:11:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Student</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Product placement and sponsorship can be a precarious situation. Companies who spend millions of dollars on a branding campaign can wind up coming across as too pushy or stiff to relate to consumers. Sometimes, however, a corporate branding campaign loosens its grip and the result is a memorable ad from a brand that doesn&#8217;t take [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Product placement and sponsorship can be a precarious situation. Companies who spend millions of dollars on a branding campaign can wind up coming across as too pushy or stiff to relate to consumers. </p>
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		<title>Canadian Singer Flubs U.S. National Anthem at Junior Hockey Game</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 20:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Student</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, Canada, indeed! Canadian singer Alexis Normand forgot the words of &#226;&#8364;&#339;The Star-Spangled Banner&#226;&#8364; prior to the Memorial Cup junior hockey championships on Saturday in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. As the Halifax Mooseheads and Portland Winterhawks nervously waited for the opening face-off, Normand sang her way into infamy. Watch her horrifying rendition of the U.S. anthem in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, Canada, indeed! Canadian singer Alexis Normand <a href="http://deadspin.com/singer-of-national-anthem-forgets-words-powers-ahead-a-508584136" target="_blank">forgot the words of “The Star-Spangled Banner” prior</a> to the Memorial Cup junior hockey championships on Saturday in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. As the Halifax Mooseheads and Portland Winterhawks nervously waited for the opening face-off, Normand sang her wa</p>
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		<title>&#039;Sad Cat Diary&#039; Offers Hilarious Insight Into the Feline Mind</title>
		<link>http://kqvt.com/sad-cat-diary/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:45:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cats]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Internet superstar Ze Frank has made a video documenting the diary entries of sad cats. If cats could write a diary, and their brains followed the same brand of logic that human brains do, we imagine this is exactly what a sad cat&#8217;s diary would be like. Yes, they almost make Henri the Existential Cat [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Internet superstar <a href="http://www.zefrank.com/" target="_blank">Ze Frank</a> has made a video documenting the diary entries of sad cats. If cats could write a diary, and their brains followed the same brand of logic that human brains do, we imagine this is exactly what a sad cat's diary would be like. </p>
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		<title>Morning News Anchor Pulls &#039;Anchorman&#039;-Style Prompter Prank</title>
		<link>http://kqvt.com/morning-news-anchor-pulls-anchorman-style-prompter-prank/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 14:54:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[One Today Show reporter in Australia had a real Ron Burgundy moment. It seems Roz Kelly will also read anything that&#8217;s on the teleprompter. Fortunately, her co-anchor Karl Stefanovic didn&#8217;t put an F-bomb in there like Veronica Corningstone, but he did get her to imply that she enjoys the &#8220;cookies&#8221; in Amsterdam. Kelly took it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One Today Show reporter in Australia had a real Ron Burgundy moment. It seems Roz Kelly will also read anything that's on the teleprompter. Fortunately, her co-anchor Karl Stefanovic didn't put an F-bomb in there like Veronica Corningstone, but he did get her to imply that she enjoys the "cookies" in Amsterdam.</p>
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		<title>Today&#039;s Life Winner: The Genius Who Got Stuck in a McDonald&#039;s High Chair</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 14:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Weisholtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We like to imagine that the third cop in the foreground has moved behind our stuck friend, because he is laughing too hard at him. Police in Cork, Ireland recently had to be called away from fighting (Irish) crime to help a man who got stuck in a high chair meant for a toddler. As [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We like to imagine that the third cop in the foreground has moved behind our stuck friend, because he is laughing too hard at him.</p>
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		<title>10 Smiling Horses Guaranteed To Make You Smile, Too</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 12:25:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron Simcik</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Horses]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Horses are funny creatures. Tthey&#226;&#8364;&#8482;re totally into Skrillex hair and crazy hats. And don&#8217;t even get us started on Mr. Ed. Even without talking, horses still crack us up, which is good, because horses can&#8217;t actually talk. They can wear a ridiculous horse grin though. Truth be told, a picture of a smiling horse is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Horses are funny creatures. Tthey’re totally into <a href="http://thefw.com/animals-with-skrillex-hair-horse/">Skrillex hair</a> and <a href="http://thefw.com/10-horses-wearing-kentucky-derby-hats/">crazy hats</a>. And don't even get us started on Mr. Ed. Even without talking, horses still crack us up, which is good, because horses can't actually talk. They can wear a ridiculous horse grin though.</p>
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		<title>How to Annoy Every New Yorker in Under a Minute</title>
		<link>http://kqvt.com/how-to-annoy-every-new-yorker-in-under-a-minute/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 00:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks, Buzzfeed! Not only can you name all the ways Todd Akin is just like Zach Morris, or whatever, you also managed to take all of the most annoying things about living in NYC and stick them in one video! We are now irrationally angry. Watch this video and be irrationally angry too. Or at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks, Buzzfeed! Not only can you name all the ways Todd Akin is just like Zach Morris, or whatever, you also managed to take all of the most annoying things about living in NYC and stick them in one video! We are now irrationally angry.</p>
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		<title>10 Mothers We Wish Were the Mother From &#039;How I Met Your Mother&#039;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 14:11:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheFW Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night on &#8216;How I Met Your Mother&#8217; we finally learned who the mother actually is. FINALLY. But after this many seasons of wondering, actress Cristin Milioti wasn&#8217;t nearly as exciting as some of the mothers we dreamed up. So here are 10 mothers we were disappointed weren&#8217;t the mother on &#8216;How I Met Your [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last night on 'How I Met Your Mother' we finally <a href="http://screencrush.com/how-i-met-your-mother-cristin-milioti/" target="_blank">learned who the mother actually is.</a> FINALLY. But after this many seasons of wondering, actress Cristin Milioti wasn't nearly as exciting as some of the mothers we dreamed up. So here are 10 mothers we were disappointed weren't the mother on 'How I Met Your Mother.'</p>
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		<title>Watch Jessica Alba and More Celebs Read Mean Tweets</title>
		<link>http://kqvt.com/watch-jessica-alba-and-more-celebs-read-mean-tweets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 15:34:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle Dowling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On a good day, Twitter is used as a social media platform where others can connect and interact in a cordial way. On a bad day, people hide behind their handles and unleash some harsh thoughts into the Twittersphere. But thanks to the folks at &#8216;Jimmy Kimmel Live,&#8217; the bad days just got better. On [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On a good day, <a href="http://thefw.com/tags/twitter/">Twitter</a> is used as a social media platform where others can connect and interact in a cordial way. On a bad day, people hide behind their handles and unleash some harsh thoughts into the Twittersphere. But thanks to the folks at '<a href="http://thefw.com/tags/jimmy-kimmel/">Jimmy Kimmel Live</a>,' the bad days just got better.</p>
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		<title>Watch a Sweet &#039;Yo Mama&#039; Battle for Mother&#039;s Day</title>
		<link>http://kqvt.com/yo-mama-mothers-day-battle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 12:26:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[mother's day]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re having a hard time coming up with a nice thing to say to your mom, because you want to say something nice, but you don&#8217;t want to sound too sincere because GROSS people shouldn&#8217;t share their feelings like that, you should watch this video from Rhett and Link. It&#8217;s a &#8220;Yo Mama&#8221; rap [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you're having a hard time coming up with a nice thing to say to your mom, because you want to say something nice, but you don't want to sound too sincere because GROSS people shouldn't share their feelings like that, you should watch this video from Rhett and Link.</p>
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		<title>Man Has More Fun on Treadmill Than You Ever Dreamed Possible</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 12:58:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wow. We&#8217;ve never had this much fun on a treadmill. Granted, we&#8217;ve never actually been on a treadmill because we&#8217;ve got really bad knees and asthma, but still &#8230; this looks like a lot more fun than the elliptical machine too. We would almost say that this guy makes us want to go back to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow. We've never had this much fun on a treadmill. Granted, we've never actually been on a treadmill because we've got really bad knees and asthma, but still ... this looks like a lot more fun than the elliptical machine too.</p>
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		<title>Obviously the Charles Ramsey Interview Has Been Auto-Tuned</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 15:09:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a whole day, folks &#8212; isn&#8217;t it time to add some levity to that time that guy rescued three women who&#8217;d been kidnapped and tortured for 10 years? Apparently it is. Here is the &#8220;songified&#8221; version of Charles Ramsey&#8217;s interview after he heroically saved three women who&#8217;d been held captive in his neighbor&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's been a whole day, folks -- isn't it time to add some levity to that time that guy rescued three women who'd been kidnapped and tortured for 10 years? Apparently it is. Here is the "songified" version of Charles Ramsey's interview after he heroically saved three women who'd been held captive in his neighbor's basement</p>
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		<title>Say Hello To Our New Little Friend &#8212; &#039;Scarface&#039; Impersonator Had 6-Hour Standoff With Cops</title>
		<link>http://kqvt.com/scarface-look-alike-machete-standoff-la/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 15:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Weird News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes crazy people have standoffs with cops; it happens. Crazy people in L.A., though? They always want to &#8220;do it in character.&#8221; At around 10pm on Tuesday evening, cops were called to a Hollywood apartment complex, where they found &#8220;Tony Montana&#8221; (complete with pimp suit) up on the balcony, waving a machete around and screamin&#8217; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes crazy people have standoffs with cops; it happens. Crazy people in L.A., though? They always want to "do it in character."</p>
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		<title>&#039;Spagging&#039; Makes Pouty Faces Tolerable and Hilarious</title>
		<link>http://kqvt.com/spagging-photos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 13:57:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron Simcik</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Photos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The &#8220;duck face.&#8221; It&#8217;s an epidemic across all forms of social media, and why it exists, we haven&#8217;t the slightest clue. You know what we&#8217;re talking about&#8211; that ultra pouty, furrowed brows, I&#8217;ve-got-&#8217;tude-right-now-and-you-can&#8217;t-handle-it sort of expression. And yes, we&#8217;ve been guilty of doing it maybe once or twice in 2007. Whatever. But whether you&#8217;re a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The "duck face." It's an epidemic across all forms of social media, and why it exists, we haven't the slightest clue. You know what we're talking about-- that ultra pouty, furrowed brows, I've-got-'tude-right-now-and-you-can't-handle-it sort of expression. And yes, we've been guilty of doing it maybe once or twice in 2007. Whatever. But whether you're a fan or a facial-pouting hater, we think you'll enjoy the versions we recently discovered. Ladies and gents, say hello to 'spagging'.</p>
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		<title>9 Sloths Who Are Working for the Weekend</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 12:16:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We love sloths. There&#8217;s no question. But we can&#8217;t spend all day looking at them online&#8211; sometimes we have to take a break to order food from Seamless or run a damp sponge over our body. Worse, sometimes we actually have to leave the apartment. To combat this, we&#8217;ve taken sloths and given them everyday [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://thefw.com/tags/sloths/">We love sloths</a>. There's no question. But we can't spend all day looking at them online-- sometimes we have to take a break to order food from Seamless or run a damp sponge over our body. Worse, sometimes we actually have to leave the apartment. To combat this, we've taken sloths and given them everyday jobs, so we can imagine the people we have to talk to are sloths while we're talking to them. That's normal, right?</p>
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		<title>How to Not Hate Your Birthday &#8212; The Fairer Sex Files</title>
		<link>http://kqvt.com/not-excited-about-birthday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 21:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even my dog Rabbit seems to have caught my &#8220;birthday blues&#8221; this week, and he doesn&#8217;t even have a birthday; he&#8217;s a rescue dog. After 21, birthdays kinda stopped being fun for me. There was a brief moment of excitement at 25, when I could rent a car. I&#8217;ve only done it once though, in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Even my dog Rabbit seems to have caught my "birthday blues" this week, and he doesn't even<em> have</em> a birthday; he's a rescue dog.</p>
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		<title>10 Mothers Only a Son Could Love</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[mother's day]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[With Mother&#8217;s Day just around the corner, we thought it might be a good time for some reflection. Our moms can be pretty annoying sometimes, what with all the calling and emailing, but it&#8217;s only because they care. Unfortunately, not all moms have a warm, motherly heart; here&#8217;s our list of 10 Mothers Only a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With Mother's Day just around the corner, we thought it might be a good time for some reflection. Our moms can be pretty annoying sometimes, what with all the calling and emailing, but it's only because they care</p>
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		<title>Hilarious Bill Dance Fishing Bloopers Will Make Your Day</title>
		<link>http://kqvt.com/hilarious-bill-dance-fishing-bloopers-will-make-your-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 13:37:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Weisholtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who knew fishing could be so entertaining? Bill Dance is the well-respected and longtime host of &#226;&#8364;&#732;Bill Dance Outdoors.,&#8217; but even an expert of his caliber can have some issues with the great outdoors from time to time, as seen in this video of bloopers. The video, which has gotten a new life thanks to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who knew fishing could be so entertaining?</p>
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		<title>The Best Confession Kid Memes</title>
		<link>http://kqvt.com/the-best-confession-kid-memes/</link>
		<comments>http://kqvt.com/the-best-confession-kid-memes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 21:19:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Thank you, Reddit. For all the creepy creepster stuff you do, you sometimes come up with something like this and make us laugh and laugh. The Confession Kid meme is a much more charming cousin of the now-classic Confession Bear. We think he&#8217;s about a million times better though. It&#8217;s basically just people sharing embarrassing [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you, Reddit. For all the creepy creepster stuff you do, you sometimes come up with something like this and make us laugh and laugh. The Confession Kid meme is a much more charming cousin of the now-classic<a href="http://thefw.com/meme-of-the-week-confession-bear/"> Confession Bear</a>. We think he's about a million times better though.</p>
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		<title>10 Horses Wearing Kentucky Derby Hats</title>
		<link>http://kqvt.com/10-horses-wearing-kentucky-derby-hats/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 19:41:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s the best part of the Kentucky Derby? The hats? The horse racing? The glasses filled with cold, cold whiskey? We couldn&#8217;t decide, so we put some hats on some horses to help us figure it out. It didn&#8217;t help. We&#8217;ll make up our mind tomorrow when the race is over. She stole this hat [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What's the best part of the Kentucky Derby? The hats? The horse racing? The glasses filled with cold, cold whiskey? We couldn't decide, so we put some hats on some horses to help us figure it out. It didn't help. We'll make up our mind tomorrow when the race is over.</p>
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