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Carla Cheddar — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Super Walmart's dairy aisle, every Thursday between 7 and 8:30pm, or by appointment.
Occupation: World's most enthusiastic sample girl.
Top 5 Cheeses: Port wine, American, White American, Velveeta, EZ-Cheez
Secret: Hasn't pooped in years.
Her Motto: “The shredder, the better."
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How People are Preparing for the Mayan Apocalypse
So Friday, December 21 is maaaaaaaybe going to be the apocalypse because a really old calendar ran out of space. It's already tomorrow in Australia, and people are reporting that it's fine. Of course other people are pointing out that the ancient Mayans weren't really operating on Greenwich Mean Time, so maybe Australia should just cool their jets. Some of us are calmly stuffing as much clothing as possible into our one measly carry-on bag for our Christmas trip home. Other people are taking more drastic measures. Here's how people are getting ready for tomorrow's "apocalypse."
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Awesome Real Life Fruit Ninja Slices Fruit to Dubstep
Maybe next year accompanying everything with dubstep won't be a thing anymore. But it's not next year -- it's 2012, suckers. So here's a guy swinging a sword through a bunch of fruit, accompanied by dubstep music
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Meet the Cutest Elderly Couple to Ever Star in a Local Commerical
Stick with this one. It's funny enough watching an old man struggle to say "buttery, flaky crust," but this video in its entirety is a comedy masterpiece.
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The Best Mayan Apocalypse Memes
Well, we really hope the Mayans were wrong. We aren't quite ready for the world to end -- we need to know how 'Breaking Bad' ends. Here are some memes to cheer you up and bolster your confidence that we just might see the sun come up on Saturday after all. Enjoy!
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5 Celebrities Who Should’ve Been Time’s ‘Person of the Year’
Despite 4 Chan's successful attempt at getting Kim Jong-un to win the most votes for Time magazine's Person of the Year, the magazine is going with President Obama. Again. Sheesh, don't pick the dictator everybody voted for, but that doesn't mean you have to pick somebody who's already won. Here are five other perfectly viable candidates, in our opinion. Maybe we should start a campaign next year.
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14 Creepy Santas Who Might Give You Nightmares
We love Santa. We really do! He's probably the coolest old guy we know, spending his life making presents, managing elves and eating cookies. Truth be told, we're sort of jealous. The jolly old guy usually looks bright and cheery and not all that scary, which is yet another reason we're fans.
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Binder Clip Benny — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Venice Beach, CA
Occupation: Assistant Manager at Staples
Hobbies: Collecting human gasps.
Skills: Stretching everything to it's absolute limit.
His Motto: “Binder? I hardly know her!"
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10 Christmas Fails to Get You Through the Holidays
Attention everyone: we now officially have T-minus eight days until Christmas, and preparation time is running out faster than we can shove holiday cookies in our mouths. We still have to buy last-minute presents, dig out those stockings from the back of our closets and make time for that awful office party.
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Meet the World’s Most Easily Frightened Man
Here's a little Norwegian news piece on Basse Andersen, who might just be the most easily frightened man on earth. It's a real gem. If you like watching prank videos, this is basically that. Only it's the same guy
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YouTuber Really Hates Fun-Fairs
How badly does YouTube user Cyriak hate fun-fairs? He made this eleven-second video (with impressive special effects) just to show us.