Harry Styles Gets a Tattoo That May Be a Subtle Hostage Message [PHOTOS]
Tattoos are forever, unless you're willing to go through extremely painful laser removal surgery. Which is why it's a particularly bad idea to get tattooed and bring along your crazed girlfriend of three months who goes through boyfriends like a teenage girl goes through chewing gum.
A ship. Ships sail into the middle of nowhere. Where even Taylor Swift can't find him.
OH MY GOD HARRY WE UNDERSTAND NOW WE'RE COMING TO HELP.
Okay, maybe it wasn't a secret message and maybe Styles isn't being held hostage, but Taylor was definitely there when he was inked in Los Angeles at the Shamrock Tattoo Parlor, where he added to his growing collection of poorly-conceived and even more poorly-executed body art.
Add another item to the list of Harry Styles' poor decisions.