If Only Pizza Crust Could Be Stuffed With Hot Dogs… Oh Wait
Remember the first time you heard about stuffed crust pizza? Your still developing brain almost couldn’t handle it. No longer would the ends go to waste. Now, Pizza Hut in the UK upped the ante by stuffing their crust with hot dogs.
Part of us wonders what took so long for these two classic junk foods to hook up. Many are wondering why the hell this isn’t available in the United States. Hot dogs are just about as American as it gets.
The best selling point of the offering? FREE mustard drizzle. We actually prefer Mustard mist, but beggars can’t be choosers.
Bachelors everywhere now have a new pick up line in the arsenal – “Want me to stuff your crust with my hot dog?” You can just hear the panties dropping across the globe.