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‘Mad Men’ Producers Want Jon Hamm to Control All That Mad Manhood

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Pacific Coast News

Further solidifying the notion that Jon Hamm is perfection personified, he’s also packing quite a package — to the point that AMC is all, “Hey bro, can you maybe tuck that somewhere?”

The New York Daily News reports that Hamm is so well-endowed that the ‘Mad Men’ star’s been asked to wear underwear to hide that big ol’ bulge.

“This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination,” a source said. “Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear.”

It’s so impressive, in fact, that it had to be photoshopped in press materials to look smaller. Can you imagine what a wonderful world this would be if everyone had that problem?

The source agreed, giggling, “When the promotional pictures came back the first few seasons, we had to work with them. Everyone was concerned about too much Christina Hendricks boob, but it’s Jon that has the most to show. It’s a good problem to have.”

One person who’s not amused? Hamm’s publicist, who snapped, “It is ridiculous and not really funny at all.”

(Funny? No. Awesome? Yes.)

The rep added, “I’d appreciate you taking the high road and not resorting to something childish like this that’s been blogged about 1,000 times.”

Fortunately for you, taking the high road runs the risk of getting a nosebleed, so here we are.

The spy added that Hamm “knows what he’s got.” Um, glance to your left (or here and here). How could you not?

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