Jose Canseco, Kristen Bell, Lena Dunham + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Week
In our Celebrity Tweets of the Week, Jose Canseco has a very famous paramour, Seth Meyers gives a history lesson, Zach Braff has a frightening proposition for Kristen Bell, Lena Dunham‘s purse is boobytrapped, Samantha Ronson thinks you, uh, do what you eat — and a whole lot more.
Yes it is true i am dating tiger woods
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 18, 2013
On this day in 420, St. Patrick slept through his rooster.
— Seth Meyers (@sethmeyers21) March 18, 2013
No truth to the rumor that Eric Clapton, Jack Bruce & Ginger Baker are launching a blue-collar comedy tour called Cream-Style Corn.
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) March 18, 2013
I can definitely pinpoint “lack of talking animals” as the reason for my childhood rejection of Christianity. And also my adult one.
— Neko Case (@NekoCase) March 18, 2013
Can someone please deliver food to my house, but also upstairs and then also feed me the food and cradle me like a baby then leave quietly?
— Jean Grae (@JeanGreasy) March 16, 2013
Its fun when you think your child is tickling your scalp, but they’re actually drawing on your head with a red pen. Spring Break, Day 2.
— Samantha Bee (@iamsambee) March 19, 2013
— Rob Thomas (@RobThomas) March 19, 2013
— Kristen Bell(@IMKristenBell) March 20, 2013
.@lululemon I herd ther was horse meat in yer yoga pants! Whoops! (Ill still buy em, wink
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) March 21, 2013
My purse will forever remember today as the great Kombucha explosion of 2013
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) March 20, 2013
When you eat chili cheese fries you are telling the world- “I am so successful that I can afford to spend all day on the toilet.”
— samantha ronson (@samantharonson) March 20, 2013