Upcoming parents Kim Kardashian and Kanye West want their baby to be born in style, having just purchased an $11 million mansion in a gated community in Bel Air, Calif. Which they're tearing down and rebuilding because CIVILIAN GERMS EW.

The original structure was only a measly 10,000 square feet, so the couple is gutting it and building a 14,000 square foot “Italian-style villa” in its place.

Their new home will feature a gym, movie theatre, hair and makeup salon, bowling alley, basketball court, and indoor and outdoor pools. Not to mention enough space to house 46 football fields and two massive egos.

Sadly missing right now? A nursery. But at least they can still swim if it's raining and go glow-bowling 24/7 (those bowling alleys in California just have the worst business hours).

Kimye's new neighbors include Jennifer Aniston, Sarah Michelle Gellar and the Kardashians' best bud Joe Francis of 'Girls Gone Wild' infamy. All of whom are probably super-stoked about having a couple of media-gluts and a live-in camera crew take up residence in the 'hood.

Awkward block parties, here we come!