Well, at Least Miley Cyrus Loves Her Short Hair … Because She Doesn’t Have to Wash It. Lovely.

Welp, one person likes Miley Cyrus' short haircut: Miley.

And apparently Liam Hemsworth, though it may easily be a "yes, dear," Stockholm Syndrome type of affection. In any case, she's keeping it. What a rebel!

Despite looking like the poor man's Pink, Cyrus insists she'll never go back to long hair again.

"I hate looking back at it," Cyrus told E! News of her long hair. "I wish someone would have ripped those out of my head. The extension thing -- it's just so not cute," she said. "I hate it."

Sure, long weaves didn't flatter her much either, but dude, seriously? What about the cute chin-length bob she sported before this hack job?

"I feel like I had a bun every day of my life," the 20-year-old singer-actress said. "Maybe in like, a growing out process ... but you'll never see me with long long hair again."

She added, "I hated the extensions hair -- that's sewn into your head. It's creepy."

"You will never see me with long hair again!" she repeated. "My fiancé loves it … it's so much easier to just get the sides shaved once a week than to 'Oh, you have to get your roots done!' It's so easy and [I] don't need to wash it. It looks better grungy and not washing it."

You heard it here first: Cyrus prefers razors to shampoo. And has a house full of animals. We bet she smells lovely.