Today on Twitter (July 25) no one made any Christmas in July references, which made us super sad pandas. It was also Thursday, which really means pre-Friday. (Dear Rebecca Black, kindly make a 'Friday' follow-up called 'Thursday' so we can mock it on the regular.)

If there's a real-life 'Contagion,' Miley Cyrus may be patient zero.

Anna Kendrick could be meeting her dream man soon.

LeVar Burton sent congratulations Jimmy Fallon's way.

Throwback Thursdays with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson now make Thursdays even better.

Blake Shelton knows that the tabloids have it all wrong.

Courtney Stodden isn't tired of showing off her new sweater yams yet.

As we expected and as RuPaul confirmed, America is built on Daddy issues.

Patton Oswald has been binge-watching shows on Netflix.

Conan O'Brien knows how to take the edge off.

Will Wheaton has trouble with auto correct.

Who knew that one day Anthony Weiner would be funny again?

And Jim Beaver can't seem to separate the character from the actor.