Supervillain Selena Gomez Made Justin Bieber’s Worst Birthday Even Worse-er
As you’ve most likely heard by now, Justin Bieber had the “worst birthday.†Except, you know, he didn’t. But it turns out his ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez might have made that birthday suck even more when he texted her in the hopes she’d cheer him up and she completely refused to respond.
Then she stroked the fluffy white cat on her lap and launched a rocket into the moon while yelling “TAKE THAT TIDES!” Because she’s just that hypothetically evil.
“Justin texted Selena about how depressed he was about his birthday party being a disaster, but she just ignored him,†said a HollywoodLife source who allegedly knows all about Selena’s intimate texting (or rather, non-texting) habits.
“She’s been laughing about his ridiculous outfits and thinks he’s just being needy. She’s moving on and having fun with all of her friends and family — she doesn’t have time for him.â€
We really can’t blame Selena for her radio silence. Especially when you look at these utterly ridiculous outfits (and sometimes half-outfits) he’s been sporting lately.
Thankfully for the Biebs, things got better, as the loudness of his fans earned him a space on the Wembley Stadium’s Walk of Fame at the 2012 Capital FM Summertime Ball.
Those same devout followers stuck with him through his extreme tardiness, and even accepted his apologies — so Bieber took to Twitter in a very long series of missives in which he expressed his gratitude and laughed at rumors and alluded that no one should be terribly concerned about him trotting out his boy boobs in public. (“Especially you, Olivia Wilde,” he probably thought but didn’t say.)
rumors rumors and more rumors. nothing more nothing less. might talk about them 1 day. rt now im just gonna be positive. cant bring me down
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) March 6, 2013
im focused on the good things in life. im blessed and not forgetting it. im giving back every day for it. cant phase me
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) March 6, 2013
fake stories to sell papers i guess are part of the job. but im a good person. i know that. u cant tell me different. we know the truth
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) March 6, 2013
as long as my family, friends, and fans r with me u can say whatever. we are all equal in God’s eyes & we have a responsibility to eachother
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) March 6, 2013
so make up stories about fake fines and make no mention of the positive….
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) March 6, 2013
or say when i came out of my show with my shirt off because after performing for 2 hours i might be sweaty i was going into a club (really?)
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) March 6, 2013
or any girl i stand next to is my girl or that i dont care, or that i dont feel, or that a 19 year old going to a club in europe is wild…
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) March 6, 2013
i understand it is part of the job to be judged…but judge me on the facts, judge me on the music, and be careful of the judgement u pass
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) March 6, 2013
but know this…im only judged by one power, and i serve him
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) March 6, 2013
so yeah I will continue being me. i will continue to serve, to perform, to care, to love, to smile, to dance, to play, to sing…
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) March 6, 2013
and u are welcome to join, because i carry no hate. We got to much love for that. Im about the music.
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) March 6, 2013
Gonna enjoy the day and keep smiling. so should all of u. Much love. i see u #beliebers = i love u
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) March 6, 2013
now back to this music
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) March 6, 2013
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