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'Sad Cat Diary' Offers Hilarious Insight Into the Feline Mind

Emerald Catron — Sun, 19 May 2013 12:45:08 +0000

Internet superstar Ze Frank has made a video documenting the diary entries of sad cats. If cats could write a diary, and their brains followed the same brand of logic that human brains do, we imagine this is exactly what a sad cat's diary would be like.

14 Animals Dropping Winks

Emerald Catron — Fri, 10 May 2013 11:53:33 +0000

These animals know what’s up. They know your secret. They know you’re in on the joke. They know how to close their eyes one at a time. They know how to be adorable. They know how to wink. Source: 14 Animals Dropping Winks

See the Crazed Sorority Email as Interpreted by Adorable Animals

Christine Gritmon — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 17:07:04 +0000

University of Maryland junior Rebecca Martinson's swear-riddled, histrionic email to her fellow Delta Gamma "sisters" has taken the internet by storm this week. But what if an actual cat were spewing that verbal venom? Or, say, a puppy? Wouldn't an elephant perhaps deliver the most effective punt of all?

And since Martinson just resigned from her position at Delta Gamma, we thought we'd put her words into the mouths of a bunch of adorable animals. Sigma Nu likes adorable animals. And really, isn't pleasing Sigma Nu what it's all about?

11 Guilty Pets Who Know What They Did

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 14:45:51 +0000

There’s nothing surprising about our pets getting into shenanigans when we’re not looking. Sometimes we find the little buggers in the act, and what results is adorably hilarious. But other times, we’re not lucky enough to catch them red-handed, although their guilty expressions totally allude to trouble. Basically, pets are really bad at keeping a [...]

10 Adorable Animals Caught in Awkward Moments

Cameron Simcik — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 17:11:46 +0000

People can be awkward. Missed high fives, cell phone crashing– humans are pretty darn good at making things hilariously embarrassing. Luckily for our own entertainment purposes, we’ve discovered another variety of awkward masters– animals! The thing is, four-legged strangeness comes in different varieties. Cats might hang out in super weird positions or maybe puppy love is [...]

Sophisticated Cat Finally Bought a Boat

Emerald Catron — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 16:25:06 +0000

The Bjork video above is how it all began. We see a cat dressed in a suit at a table, reading a paper. Eventually somebody had the brilliant idea to provide it with a caption, and a meme was born. Soon Sophisticated Cat took off, and people were using him to wish for all sorts [...]

TheFW March Madness Brackets Final Round — Best Internet Animal

Christine Gritmon — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 21:15:17 +0000

It's March Madness, and we're ranking the stuff that really matters -- animals, cartoons, retro snacks and memes.

This is it – the Final Round!

Why Every Cat Should Be More Like Pancake

Emerald Catron — Sat, 06 Apr 2013 20:11:20 +0000

Our childhood pet was a cat named Snowball whose two special tricks were hiding behind the refrigerator and disappearing for weeks on end. Sometimes we would think that Snowball was hiding behind the refrigerator, and then it would be a couple of days, and we would start worrying that Snowball had died behind the refrigerator, and then a week later she would show up and be mad that there wasn't food waiting for her

TheFW March Madness Brackets Round Three — Best Internet Animals

Christine Gritmon — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 22:17:25 +0000

It's March Madness, and we're ranking the stuff that really matters -- animals, cartoons, retro snacks and memes.

Watch These Cats Running Into Things — Daily Distraction

Daily Distraction — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 14:00:04 +0000

[onescreen item="5031866"] Cats vs. mirrors: the battle rages on. We suppose it could be confusing, but a lot of these cats are grown-up cats—by now you’d think they’d recognize that other cat who keeps doing the making the exact same movements they’re making. As for the kittens, it’s just a part of growing up. Cherish [...]

12 Adorable Animals Taking 'Selfie' Photos

Cameron Simcik — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:47:49 +0000

We have no idea why, but animals are like, super talented when it comes to photography. Remember how they're master photobombers? That's just the beginning. Even though their talent is slightly greater than that of us humans, there are zero complaints on our end, because the result is always entertaining, adorable, strangely hilarious or all of the above.

12 Cats Who Aren't Happy About Getting a Bath

Cameron Simcik — Wed, 06 Feb 2013 14:12:46 +0000

There's no sense in denying cats can be a little sassy from time to time, simply because they're not afraid to make it totally obvious they hate something. Costumes? Check. Reindeer antlers? Double check. Their 'tude doesn't make them any less adorable, though! It's sort of charming, actually.

Sam the Eyebrow Cat Is Instagram's Newest Star

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 15:56:16 +0000

We first introduced you to the phenomenon that is dogs with eyebrows a few weeks back. It’s hilarious stuff for the simple reason that animals just don’t belong with human ‘brows. But while they might not belong together, animals sporting little forehead caterpillars is straight up hysterical. That’s why we’re totally excited to share with you [...]

See an Adorable Kitten's Jedi Mind Trick

Emerald Catron — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 22:40:13 +0000

We suspect this video is supposed to be cute. It is not cute. It is terrifying. Cats are not to be trusted. Sometimes you can pet them. Sometimes they try to rip your flesh off with their angry, sharp claws. Why would you want to imagine a world in which they can control things with their [...]

Watch This Cat Go Crazy for Snow

Kyle Dowling — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 17:20:11 +0000

Usually by mid-January we’re all sick of snow, but it’s magically fun again after seeing it through the eyes of a critter who’s never set foot in snow before. This video features Fletcher — a feline from the UK — being confused and befuddled not only by the snow on the ground, but also by the falling flakes, [...]

Famous Internet Cats Team Up for Charity

Amanda Ferris — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 16:51:48 +0000

Let's just admit the internet exists for cats. Not scientific research. Cats. Fortunately for us, 13 of the internet's most famous cats are teaming up ... to raise money for charity. We know -- we were a little concerned it might be a "kill all the humans"-style takeover of Earth too. We're getting off easy this time -- all they want us to do is buy a deck of cards!

10 Awesome Animals Keeping It Real in Sombreros

Cameron Simcik — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 16:28:48 +0000

As far as hats go, you really can’t beat a sombrero. It screams “party” and announces to the world that you’re a mellow dude who probably plays a mean guitar in a mariachi band. But when you put a sombrero on an animal, that’s when the magic happens. First off, they’re huge and engulf most [...]

Cat Defeats Professional Wealth Managers In Stock-Picking Contest

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 01:33:00 +0000

In his book 'A Random Walk Through Wall Street,' economist Burton Malkiel famously declared that "a blindfolded monkey throwing darts" would able to pick stocks just as well as the professionals.

His theory has been tested over the years, with mixed results. But new evidence out of England suggests that it is cats, not monkeys, that all money managers should be measured against.

10 Cats and Babies Riding Roombas

Cameron Simcik — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 23:26:12 +0000

Technology can be really confusing sometimes. Take the Roomba, for example. It's a vacuum that basically does all the work on its own, cleaning the floor at the click of a button. While we're not entirely sure how the whole thing works, there is one hilarious thing that comes out of the invention-- babies and cats love riding them.

10 Adorably Tiny Cats

Cameron Simcik — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:31:03 +0000

We recently presented you with quite possibly the most adorable group of pictures, ever. They were miniature, furry nuggets of cuteness that would be extremely difficult to top in the miniature, furry nuggets of cuteness category-- tiny dogs. Could it get any better?! Answer: y-e-s. America, we'd like to share with you our latest discovery-- tiny cats.