Dumb Celebrity quote

Once upon a time, this actress walked with dinosaurs. Real dinosaurs. Way back when, she said, "You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin."

Maybe it just sounded better in his head, but this actor once (regretfully) admitted out loud, "I enjoy the company of cattle. I really enjoy knowing them, running my hand over them."

We've gotta start going to church with this guy. As he explained, "I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky... A pulsating force of incredible energy."

Sounds like someone probably has a really weird Amazon Wish List. This Canadian songstress once said, "To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from God."

Someone took the United States Secretary of the Interior title a little too literally, telling that person, "You've done a nice job decorating the White House."