dumb celebrity quotes

This singer has a fear of casting ballots for the POTUS, but it's cool because he votes for imaginary things too. As he claimed, "I've voted for lots of things besides the President - lots of things that have changed childrens' lives and the planet's life."

Sounds like someone has a weird diaper fetish - or maybe a broken olfactory gland. This actress once admitted, "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good."

There are many things in this world unlike basketball games -- cooking, singing, knitting, doing your taxes and getting married for reality programming among them. And after his much-maligned wedding, this pro baller wisely observed, "It was totally different than being in a basketball game."

Get out your tiny violins and prepare the dirge. This celebutante leads a pretty charmed life, but if you listen to her side of the story, "Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me."