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This actress has a whole lot of ethnic pride. As she'll tell you, "I've got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds and the women just pop them out."

Wanting to exact revenge on someone who hurt your family is normal -- cannibalism is not. This actor claims, "If someone were to harm my family... Or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them."