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The Real Rainman — Hot Mess of the Day
Occupation: Inventor, conservation specialist, and worry wart.
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Theresa the Terrible — Hot Mess of the Day
Occupation:Â Full-time hair model, part-time dishrag.
Skills:Â Clogging shower drains, meeting new friends.
3 Things She Can’t Live Without: The "Whip My Hair Back And Forth" remix (only MP3 on her 1st generation iPod), Horse-grade hair conditioner, and a back brace.
Her Motto: “ANIMAL!!!!!"
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Vulture and Pancake — Hot Mess of the Day
Names:Â Vulture and Pancake Marianelliolo-Manicotti-Stugots
Location:Â Deer Park, Long Island
Occupations:Â Tag-team duo of the Strong Island Gladiators, a local copycat league of the early 1990's TV show 'American Gladiators.' Matches are held every Friday at 8pm in the West Gymnasium of St.
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Edna Scissorhands — Hot Mess of the Day
Name:Â Edna Scissorhands
Location:Â Williamsburg, Brooklyn
Occupation:Â Freelance foot model, brand ambassador for Louis Vuitton (cease and desist order pending).
Hobbies:Â Shoe shopping, temporary tattoos and Angry Birds.
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Sharon & Gary — Hot Mess Picture of the Day
Names: Sharon ‘Shar’ and Gary ‘Gar’ Pendergast
Occupations: Shar- Assistant Manager at Pizza Hut Express. Gar- Retired 90′s hair model
Interests: Florida timeshares, nudist conventions, jewelry-making, funny/cute cat videos and RVs (We have four!)
Hobbies: 420, surfing the web together, swinger socials, 420, Avon sales (Gar), and Hentai.
5 Things We Can’t Live Without: Hairspray, communication, 420, a bedazzler and the OPEN ROAD!
Into: Native American folkloreÂ
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Homeless But Hip — Hot Mess of The Day
Name: Sassy Stanley
Occupation: Former aerobics instructor (forced into retirement) / current Jeff Bridges impersonator.
Interests: Retro clothing, Lebowski Fest, REO Speedwagon, sidewalk yoga, wedgies and Jazzercise.
Hobbies: Stretching, shopping, bulge rearranging, and walking beca