Charlie Sheen is a Hollywood antihero, but he wants to be an actual hero for Lindsay Lohan, who he considers a friend -- a friend without any benefits at all.
Despite attorney Mark Heller's best efforts, Lindsay Lohan refuses to accept a plea bargain in that case where she supposedly lied to the cops. This will end well.
Lindsay Lohan continues her losing streak: a lawsuit, half of a gown and even more of the fumes that were once her self-respect. Surprise!
While it's debatable whether Lindsay Lohan gets her endless, (fist) in-your-face energy from energy drinks or something else, she's more than happy to help sell them. For, you know, half a million dollars.
Right on schedule, Lindsay Lohan is being accused of stealing things again -- this time a bracelet that once belonged to Elizabeth Taylor and all the furniture and flooring that Bravo used in LiLo's now-empty home for her episode of 'Million Dollar Decorators.'
We're guessing the cash flow situation for Lindsay Lohan is pretty dire, since she recently dispatched younger sister Ali to sell off her used clothing, shoes and accessories, presumably to raise money for her enormous tax bill.
Alms for the poor ... alms for the poor ...
Lindsay Lohan is continuing her crusade to woo the Wanted singer Max George -- you know, the dude who ditched her when she got too drunk and then popped a psychic in the face.
We know, we know. Lindsay Lohan might be at the point of no return with her mess of a personal life. But when you look at her pictorial history, you'll see she was once a pretty girl with enviable style -- especially from 2005 through roughly 2008, give or take a few months.
As if being arrested (yet again) for punching psychics in the face wasn't enough tabloid fodder for Lindsay Lohan, the IRS has now seized all her bank accounts for an unpaid tax bill.
Thus giving "poor LiLo" a whole new meaning.
And the never-ending Lindsay Lohan saga continues.
Not only is she reportedly seeking comfort in gallons of booze, her alleged assault victim, Tiffany Eve Mitchell -- who appears to be a Caucasian blond woman -- says that LiLo literally added insult to injury when she degraded Mitchell with a racial slur before decking her on Thursday morning.
Perhaps remembering why she's really famous, Lindsay Lohan was arrested yet again early Thursday morning.
It's so hard to find good help willing to commit misdemeanors these days.
Lindsay Lohan once again finds herself in hot water (where she soaks) as the story involving the car crash she caused yet lied to police about continues to spin out of control.
We keep waiting for it to become sentient. It's been a very long wait.
