Everyone knows that one person with a really unfortunate name — Dick Swetts, Jack Goffs, and Matt Sterbates of the world are automatically the butt of endless jokes.
This seemed inevitable. In fact, most of you probably are surprised it took this long. But for her next “acting” gig, Lindsay Lohan will appear opposite a porn star. And that, my friends, is the death knell ringing on a once-promising career.