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Last Friday police in North Providence, Rhode Island were called by a woman who had spotted a group of teenagers damaging her mailbox. The cops quickly located the yellow sports car which had been at the crime scene and apprehended the suspects.

Slackers who want to join the military, Rejoice!!! Kinda. In an attempt to make its training more practical, the Army may soon drop the sit-up from its fitness requirements. The army is testing a new fitness regiment that includes running an obstacle course with 40 to 70 pounds of combat gear on and dragging a sled weighing 180 pounds, but none of the iconic stomach-strengthening exercise. Read Mo