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Bachelor Sean Is Torn Asunder, Demi Moore Swipes Her Daughter Rumer's Boyfriend + More In This Week's Tabloids

Kathy Landin — Sat, 09 Mar 2013 20:33:22 +0000

We read Us Weekly, Star, the National Enquirer, Life & Style and In Touch this week — so you didn’t have to. You’re welcome.

We found out that poor Bachelor Sean has been torn apart by two women, Tori Spelling is still good for tabloid sales, Demi Moore steals from her family (boyfriends, mostly), Neil Patrick Harris is going to have a hetero wedding, people are talking about Blake Shelton and all kinds of other really real stuff you’d have to read to believe.

Tori Spelling Is All Kinds of Mad at Star Magazine for Making Her Kids Cry

Kathy Landin — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 12:28:39 +0000

Tori Spelling is no stranger to fame and all that comes with it. She comes from a famous family, she's been in the spotlight herself since she was 16 years old, and she knows that tabloids often fabricate headlines and stories to sell magazines.

But this time, a headline on this week’s issue of Star Magazine about Tori Spelling’s “$300 Million Divorce” -- which Spelling says is utterly false -- has upset her son. And we all know what happens if you upset one of the bear cubs.

Mama bear comes after you.

Sean 'The Bachelor' Is a Virgin, Jennifer Aniston Is Having Twins + More In This Week's Tabloids

Kathy Landin — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 15:43:56 +0000

We read OK!, the National Enquirer, Us Weekly, Life & Style and In Touch — so you didn’t have to. You’re welcome, you ingrates.

This week, Jennifer Aniston cemented her status as the world's most fake-fertile celeb by getting fake-pregnant yet again, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag amassed an artillery worthy of a militia, Bobbi Kristina got pregnant, Bachelor Sean decided to save himself for marriage probably based on his options, Bruce Jenner realized he was married to a madwoman and all kinds of other really real stuff you’d have to read to believe.

Jennifer Aniston's Therapy, Prince Harry's 15-Hour Bender + More in This Week's Tabloids

Kathy Landin — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 22:44:30 +0000

We read Star, the National Enquirer, Us Weekly, the Globe and In Touch this week -- so you didn't have to.

Along the way, we learned Jennifer Aniston is back in therapy over Brad, Prince Harry went on a 15-hour party bender, Britney Spears is headed back to a mental ward, Kate Middleton is hiding her baby

What the Tabloids Taught Us While Waiting In Line This Week

Kathy Landin — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 13:35:05 +0000

We had some time to read the tabs while we were waiting in line to buy booze and mixers this week and here’s what we learned from the National Enquirer, In Touch, Star, the Globe and Us Weekly. It looks like avoiding the express line has had its privileges again. National Enquirer National Enquirer [...]

What the Tabloids Taught Us While Waiting In Line This Week

Kathy Landin — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 11:54:17 +0000

We had some time to read the tabs while we were waiting in line to buy rice cakes and flashlights this week and here’s what we learned from the National Enquirer, In Touch, the Star, the Globe and OK! Even when the store is packed, avoiding the express line has its privileges. National Enquirer National [...]