Tattoos are forever, unless you're willing to go through extremely painful laser removal surgery. Which is why it's a particularly bad idea to get tattooed and bring along your crazed girlfriend of three months who goes through boyfriends like a teenage girl goes through chewing gum.
Unfortunately Harry Styles doesn't seem to know these things, so he took Taylor Swift with him on Tuesday when he had his arm inked with a ship.
A ship. Ships sail into the middle of nowhere. Where even Taylor Swift can't find him.
OH MY GOD HARRY WE UNDERSTAND NOW WE'RE COMING TO HELP.