Tan Mom’s New Music Video Penetrates Your Ears Like UV Rays [VIDEO]
Now the full song is out, and it's worse than you thought.
In the 3-minute video, Krentcil dances around in a leopard print dress (the flames of hell flickering behind her) and, unfortunately, a bikini and wig, slurring lyrics like: "Where do you want / I’ll give you a treat / To see my goodies brown / I wanna get get get get my tan on."
At one point she's also in a bedroom being groped with multiple crosses affixed to the wall behind her, and towards the end of the video, an unidentified male pops up behind a podium and says, "Don’t judge me, don’t make a deal. Don’t make a deal because I am saying it to you. I’m saying it to you. Let it be the way it is."
We have no idea who he is or what he's talking about, but he is in Tan Mom's music video. (Sorry, dude. Consider yourself judged.)
Thankfully, some merciful soul took pity on the masses and decided not to release this thing in high definition -- a move worthy of a ticker tape parade.