Would have thought a state that craves so much independence would have so many rules and laws. We aren't talking about no speeding or stopping at stop signs, oh no, Texas has much bigger fish to fry than those.

Because of a legal loophole, there are some outdated laws in Texas that technically could be enforced. For instance, did you know there is a Texas town that makes it illegal to have a specific type of haircut? While it would probably never be enforced anymore, the law was written way back when, but because lawmakers never technically got rid of the law things like that are still illegal.

If you think that's crazy, we've got ten crazy old Texas laws that are so ridiculous you have to just laugh. So, sit back and enjoy y'all, we can't make this stuff up.

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Milking someone else's cow is not just illegal it's rude. You want milk? Get your own cow!

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As we mentioned, in the town of Mesquite, children are not permitted to have unusual haircuts. Better keep that hair on fleek little Cindy Lou!

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No Speeding On a Bicycle either. Slow it down there, bud; keep it below 2 mph.

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In Clarendon, it is a crime to dust a public building with a feather duster. Synthetic and microfiber dusters, you better watch it; they're coming for you next.

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It's also illegal to sell your eye. Now about that nose...Hey, there's a market for everything.

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Any person who sits on a sidewalk in Galveston may be fined up to $500. Getting tired and need a quick break? Don't you dare think about using that sidewalk as a quick resting spot; you better push through the pain.

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No Littering Out of a Plane We are so anti-littering that if we're throwing something out, we are going out with it. it's probably for the best that you don't open a door or roll a window down in an airplane traveling 500 mph anyways...

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In Albine, No loitering for the sole purpose of flirting. Walk and talk people, walk and talk. Speaking of limitations on flirtations, take a look at this next one.

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No Flirting With Your Hands and Eyes. Yep, that's a law too. Feet and calves are fair game.

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In Richardson, all U-Turns are illegal. Always move forward and never look back.

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