12 Can’t Miss Signs You’re Going to Have a Terrible Summer
Summer. It’s the most wonderful time of the year. The weather’s warm, the grill is fired up and the kids are outside not bothering you. What’s not to love?
Unfortunately, this summer could turn out to be the worst one ever. Here are a couple of reasons why it could be so awful you’ll actually be clamoring for the grey skies, biting wind and new NBC shows come fall.
iStockphoto iStockphoto1The surge in frozen yogurt stores results in the US moving to a fro-yo-based currency.
Discovery Discovery2Discovery Channel runs out of things to talk about during Shark Week.
Netflix Netflix3After waiting seven years, the binge-watchers of ‘Arrested Development’ see it end. Again.
National Geographic National Geographic4Cicadas. Seriously -- they're going to be easier to find than a Kardashian on E!
Getty Images Getty Images5You’re a fan of the Houston Astros.
Facebook Facebook6The Xbox One, harboring resentment towards its assigned role in the American household, rises up against its creators.
Getty Images Getty Images7You’re a Houston Astro.
iStockphoto iStockphoto8'The World's End,' 'This Is the End' and 'Rapture-Palooza' are all upcoming comedies about the apocalypse that we’re told are somehow different from each other
Getty Images Getty Images9You get cut from the Houston Astros.
Digital Vision Digital Vision10This blissfully oblivious old guy purchases an even smaller Speedo.
iStockphoto iStockphoto11The Westboro Baptist Church protests your Fourth of July barbecue.
YouTube YouTube12Your neighbor at your beach house is Amanda Bynes.
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