Cassandra Rose

Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.

Helen Hunt + Leelee Sobieski – Celebrity Doppelgangers

Maybe we're all wrong about this, but we thought human cloning was illegal. And if it is, then how do you explain the fact that Hollywood obviously made an exact copy of Helen Hunt and called her Leelee Sobieski? (We suppose "Helen Hunt Version 2.0" would have been too obvious.)

Guess the Celebrity Crib

A first-time homeowner and sassy redheaded comedienne snapped up this cozy Beverly Hills house recently to share with her web-slinging boyfriend, and they're crossing their fingers really hard that it's not full of radioactive mutant spiders.

Guess the Celebrity Crib

The second most overpaid actress in Hollywood is moving on up to a bigger and better home, because when you have a return profit of $3.40 for every dollar you get paid, you can splurge a little.

Celebrity Prom Pictures Worse Than Yours

Prom season is almost upon us. Which means boys are renting tuxes and limos, girls are trying on frothy dresses, and everyone is prepping for an after-party filled with alcohol and lost virginities. We kid. (Sort of.)

Baby North West’s Wardrobe Already Costs More Than Yours Ever Will [PHOTOS]

New parents Kim Kardashian and Kanye West finally made their first official public debut together after giving birth to baby North West, and it really worked out in their favor. Specifically because they arrived at Paris Fashion Week and they were immediately inundated with presents -- very costly designer presents for their baby, who we hope was assume was back at the hotel with a nanny. Read Mor

‘Glee’ Star Heather Morris Is Now the Proud Mama of a Baby Boy

'Glee' fan favorite Heather Morris -- who left the show at the end of its fourth season to have her first child -- gave birth to a baby boy on Saturday (Sept. 28) alongside the baby's father, her high school sweetheart, Taylor Hubbell. The couple named their son Elijah.

‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood Supposedly Being Released From Jail Four Years Early

Amber Portwood of 'Teen Mom' and '16 and Pregnant' renown was sentenced to spend five years in jail, but according to a recent Twitter post from her brother, she could be released much much earlier than expected.

Richard Gere + Carey Lowell’s 11-Year Marriage Ending in Divorce

In celebrity relationship news that actually makes us sad, Richard Gere and his wife, Carey Lowell, have separated and are seeking divorce after a staggering 11 years of marriage. Although, in Hollywood time, that means they basically passed away of old age together while staring into each other's eyes.

Jon Hamm Will Go Under the Knife for Throat Surgery

Yes, Jon Hamm will be undergoing throat surgery soon -- but have no fear citizens, it's all a routine operation. Who gets to bring him his ice cream while he's recovering? Because we totally volunteer as tribute.

Ryan Lochte’s Reality Show Unsurprisingly Cancelled After One Season

Seems that watching Olympian Ryan Lochte hit on women and misunderstand monikers that describe him weren't enough to draw in audiences and the E! reality show 'What Would Ryan Lochte Do?' -- which no one ever answered, by the way -- has officially been cancelled. Can we get a big loud, "Hell Jeah!"? (We're looking at you sassy news anchor.)

Justin Timberlake Sits Through the Weirdest Interview of His Life [VIDEO]

Justin Timberlake recently sat through a super awkward interview with a Brazilian comedian named Sabrina Sato and something tells us he wasn't in on the joke.

Christina Aguilera Shows Off Slimmed Down Look on ‘Leno’ [PHOTOS, VIDEO]

We don't think we can say enough that Christina Aguilera has come a long way in gaining her svelte frame back, so here it is again: Christina Aguilera looks amazing. Last night (Sept. 18) she showed off her toned and trim body on 'The Tonight Show With Jay Leno' in a little black dress, and boy was it black and little.